Prison sucks.

A former co-worker, who happened to be married to an Asian woman and also spoke fluent Cantonese, said this to me once... Him: "You know what?" Me: "No" Him: "There's 2 kinds of Asians" Me: "Yeah?" Him: "You got a banana, which is yellow on the outside and white on the inside. And you got your hard-...

I actually used a trident, just like Brick Tamlin. I still don't know where I got it, but I'm laying low....

I've always thought that if somebody wishes to starve themselves to death, they should be allowed. I think they have clearly not taken a snap decision and have plenty of time to change their minds. I also think that any "treatment" that lasts two hours seems unnecessarily long, how much food are th...

Just wanted to be a dentist....

foreigners. i am so sorry but i just had to. mainly for p. Dirty hippies. Socks with mandals (yes, I've learned my lesson) Westboro Baptist Church Ted Nugent Broccoli Our neighbors Our dogs' farts Hootie and the Blowfish The deaths of all the great rock stars Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman Teletubbies I ...

this is my theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-7QSMyz5rg because i'm awesome Righteous. 1. Clutch 2. Prong 3. The Rightewous Brothers Did I ever tell you how the Righteous Brothers got their name? True story, mofos. When they we're starting out, they were playing a bar one night and after f...

only thing i lernt off this new innertron thing you youngsters been talkin' 'bout is that haricots verts means green beans.

treetop wrote:goose has been a passenger in my truck. goose has been booze shopping with me. goose is an odd duck but a solid companion and good friend.

ain't nothing like booze shoppin at 7:30a.m. with no shoes or socks on.

What the fuck is happening on this thread. And Brent, glad to see you around. I hope Martha and you are just fine and that you purchased a dozen pair of glasses in advance. Cheers my friend! Whoa. I know I've gotten locked-in-a-tent-and-had-to-cut-my-way-out-messed-up, but I did not never marry son...

GUMMO II Only from Xenia, baby. Hey, me and Meg made it through an entire Clutch show a few weeks back without getting thrown out. Jesus, what good adults we are. Oh, check out Apocalypse Now - Redux. It's got some whacked-out shit that the release version doesn't have. I may jus' watch it today.

gah. points well-takenf. i just neededd a long-dist hug.

Shit, man. I need a street-cred dd now and the the thread I created for just such inimicable and unobtainable (because of it's booze-infused ramblimgs) an occassion has been dismissed.
Palinka, re-examine what you're doing with this board.

(good lord I ripped a big one here I can hardly stand to be around myself) My hats off to you my soused brethren that you should continue to stand upon the wall. I fell off the wall with a 40 of King Cobra in my clutches, but your wishes-of-well are......well, most welcome. Best wishes to all you d...

I've never had a flare, but I do have the gout. Had to have 'gouty tophi' surgically removed from 2 of my little piggies. I take a daily dose of 500mg Probenecid, which seems to keep it under control. But if that shit comes back, it's 2 toes in the compost heap and a blowtorch to cauterize the wound...