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by greygoose1
Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:37 am
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: BMMS?
Replies: 19
Views: 1970

Re: BMMS?

GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Motherfucker.....sonofabmotherruck....

I'll toast and drink to that fine man. I hearfd him faill asleep on the phone many a drunk dial and then have him call back 5 ninutes later and talk about his relatiojnship with his dad and we'd resume the bullshitt. Jutst. Fuck.
by greygoose1
Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:29 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1161
Views: 41698

Re: Sunday

Greetings, fellow drunkards! Appy-polly-loggies for being away so long. Currently massaging vodka and Stella Artois, whilst watching our Indianapolis Colts actually holding their own (though very sloppily) against the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles. Now...... I gotta get a rant outta my sys...
by greygoose1
Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:52 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: BMMS?
Replies: 19
Views: 1970

BMMS?

I haven't been around these parts in a bit, and for that, I'm sorry. Ijust got a text from an ME area code telling me that BMMS passed away about a year ago. Is this true? I would have posted this in the appropriate forum but I just don't care.
by greygoose1
Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Not even joking
Replies: 34
Views: 948

Re: Not even joking

Next time you're in a mish pit, try wearing a steel chest plate underneath your Guns N Roses t-shirt. It works better if you're small and some 6'6 300 lbs. guy from the Netherlands tries to hit you. Is that like a mosh pit 'lite', wherest the participants doff their pantaloons and give other partic...
by greygoose1
Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: To Palinka!
Replies: 12
Views: 715

Re: To Palinka!

Conslur. To Padraigh; we must not forget the great ones. Some we've met, some we've not, but we all share that comon knot.
by greygoose1
Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Not even joking
Replies: 34
Views: 948

Re: Not even joking

Skinny Girl Rum? WTF has happened in my absence(s)?!!!! Fucak all Badfeller, my canines aspired to your greatness at a point in their now-pathetic lives.
thiswishnickelfuckshruppery shall not stand. The ohnky thing a rum needs to be flavored wit is more goddamm rum!

soo hows everbody been?
by greygoose1
Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: John Dunsworth
Replies: 7
Views: 372

Re: John Dunsworth

I'd just like to thank ThirstyDrunk for introducing the wife and I to Trailer Park Boys when we visited that town in Ohio where he lives (not Lahey, ThuirstyDrunk). Oh, RandyBoBandy...
by greygoose1
Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:43 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Wellsonoabitch....
Replies: 12
Views: 392

Re: Wellsonoabitch....

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:18 pm
From what I've seen, with the exception of involving President's Day this is an average weekend at The Goose household.
I'm currently constructing my own doghouse, as well. Mama Goose was supposed to go to the Dominican Republic with her g-friends but got stuck taking care of my sorry ass.
by greygoose1
Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Wellsonoabitch....
Replies: 12
Views: 392

Re: Wellsonoabitch....

peetie44 wrote:
Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:52 am
DAMN, goose...you okay?
Nothing an a temporary esophageal stent won't fix (should come out in 4-6 weeks).
by greygoose1
Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Wellsonoabitch....
Replies: 12
Views: 392

Wellsonoabitch....

I know that I'm among the landed gentry, well-mannered types that smack each other across the face with bottles when they wish to duel so I'm confident that everyone here knows that you're supposed to have an esophagus. So last Sunday night I'm sitting on the kitchen floor around 4 a.m. eating ruby ...
by greygoose1
Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:54 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: the new layout
Replies: 11
Views: 378

Re: the new layout

whiskeyprick wrote:
Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:35 pm
FUCKS WITH MY BRAIN. so does the caps lock. think I'm better at phone now that i am blind
You got a braille typeboardthing? You still in Denver? We may be movin' there providing you still own that liquor store.
by greygoose1
Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:51 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
Replies: 340
Views: 14844

Re: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

DJ Trump's good friend and mentor, Putin, just fielded two battalions of a mid-range cruise missile that contravenes a Reagan-Gorbachov anti-mid range missile pact. What harm can come of this? What Reagan hath done, let no man break asunder! REAGAN! You been watching too much CNN? I predict that by...
by greygoose1
Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: the new layout
Replies: 11
Views: 378

Re: the new layout

JimLahey wrote:
Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:39 am
Where the fuck am I?!
Fuck you and your cheeseburger-eatin' boyfriend, LAHEY!

Damn,

Feels good to be back...

So, what's everybody drinking? What'd I miss?
by greygoose1
Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:58 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
Replies: 96
Views: 7485

Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists

Wiat. Intoxichrist? are youf ucking kidding me? He's either overthrowning 3rd world nations or Fucka ll if I know, but that dud'e's wicked bad poison.
by greygoose1
Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Holiday Booze Exchange 2014 U.S.A.
Replies: 45
Views: 2236

Re: Holiday Booze Exchange 2014 U.S.A.

we got some amazing smelling ME coffee tonight, with a note saying except more. :) Yes indeed, on it's way. Now, if you check the PM from me, I've included the tracking info for delivery. I hope that this one makes it to you and your man. DRINK! Good heavens, dear boy. You have absolutely outdone y...