TRUMP IS GOING TO BE THE MOST PROGRESSIVE CANDIDATE ON THE BALLOT!. HAHAHA! So where's his health care plan? Probably got stuck in Stormy Daniels' cooch. Just cash your $1200 check and crawl back under the table. My table is a large one and there's plenty of room, up top and underneath. The problem...

Got my $1200 directly deposited into my checking account on April 15. Some Facebook commentor on some news site said that they were sorting them by income level of the recipient, the poorest getting them first. That would explain how I got mine so early. 'A Facebook commentor on some news site'. Wo...

Hye Fuckers! GOod to see some old-time motherfuckin; nuns up in here! where the fuck is Shmoo? been trying to login for months Frank finally Fixed it, YAH! Been hanging out in chat some with Fiyah Holy shite. Last I heard from you was in denver being carted away. I followed you but was too late and...

Didn't get one. As Dave Chapelle put it, 'we rich, beeeyotch'. Hopefully it goes to someone/family that really needs it.

Hye Fuckers!

GOod to see some old-time motherfuckin; nuns up in here!

where the fuck is Shmoo?

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:50 pm

TRUMP IS GOING TO BE THE MOST PROGRESSIVE CANDIDATE ON THE BALLOT!. HAHAHA!

So where's his health care plan? Probably got stuck in Stormy Daniels' cooch.

Goddamn man. I can't imagine what you guys are going through, but my heart and liquor go out to you and yours. It's a good thing you've got a nurse on your side. Best of luck, man.

The San Diego sheriff held a press conference today and said that the health orders are no longer voluntary and he will start issuing citations and jail time to violators. Grocery store workers are now required to wear masks and gloves as of midnight tomorrow. One of the unions gave a statement tha...

Smatter Noguts wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:24 pm

George and I drink Moderatly, and I have a case of it out in my car.

A moderate case of Chateaux Chlamydia 2012? Damn, again?

Lush City wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:05 pm

Well, it appears to me that commenting on the Shit Talkers Bar and Grill thread is nothing but bad luck and physical injury for some people. I'm talking missing body parts. So, beware and I'm outta here!

Don't hex me like that, man. To quote treetop "that would really harsh my mellow"

Pizza. Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch. Hopefully you ate the whole pizza so she learned her lesson. That's the shite enna the stick! she ordered half-way descent toppings and the 'jardinerre' shit all over it. look up jardienere and it's damn disg...

Yeah yeah yeah, Badfellow, goddammit take that fuckin anonymoose mask and parka off! I nkow that it gets warm up there, dick. So anyway, Im;a go off for a few lines and, for anyone that doesn't recognize me, that's cool. The MDM saloon doors swing slow and wide, so it's glad to be back and meet you ...

GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Motherfucker.....sonofabmotherruck....

I'll toast and drink to that fine man. I hearfd him faill asleep on the phone many a drunk dial and then have him call back 5 ninutes later and talk about his relatiojnship with his dad and we'd resume the bullshitt. Jutst. Fuck.

Greetings, fellow drunkards! Appy-polly-loggies for being away so long. Currently massaging vodka and Stella Artois, whilst watching our Indianapolis Colts actually holding their own (though very sloppily) against the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles. Now...... I gotta get a rant outta my sys...

I haven't been around these parts in a bit, and for that, I'm sorry. Ijust got a text from an ME area code telling me that BMMS passed away about a year ago. Is this true? I would have posted this in the appropriate forum but I just don't care.