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by mistah willies
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:54 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things we're over...enough already!
Replies: 56
Views: 2012

Re: Things we're over...enough already!

Hugh wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:39 pm
Submissions calls for COVID-19 poems.

Also, COVID-19 poems.
Respirator's gone mushy,
My bed is quite cushy
Me arse is blood gushy.
No TP for tushy.

Oh why did I listen to all of the docs
And panicky hawks
The telly, she squawks
against eating bat sushi.

Or soup
by mistah willies
Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:00 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Cherry Mojitos
Replies: 14
Views: 876

Re: Cherry Mojitos

Should we remind him that one of the biggest wimps ever, Hemingway was a fan of the mojito. What a pussy that guy was. Yeah, riiiight? I mean, staggering out of the jungle after his plane crashed, with a bottle of gin in one hand and his banana in the other. Hmmm... Mint and gin... If I recall a Mo...
by mistah willies
Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:56 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Shelter in Place Drinking
Replies: 26
Views: 254

Re: Shelter in Place Drinking

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:49 am
Numba 4

Image
I think those numbahs are the hours on a clock. At least there are indeed things to listen to, watch on the various screens, read, and also eat.

DRINK?

Why, Yes,
and thank you
by mistah willies
Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:13 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Cherry Mojitos
Replies: 14
Views: 876

Re: Cherry Mojitos

Thanks, your expert opinion means sooo much. And I am a girl, so, there's that. Finally, a manly man knowing stuff about doing man things. Hey there sailor! Should we remind him that one of the biggest wimps ever, Hemingway was a fan of the mojito. What a pussy that guy was. Yeah, riiiight? I mean,...
by mistah willies
Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:09 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8694
Views: 390528

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Restarting the Sopranos, because we already binged on the LOTR trilogy. Now keep this under your hat, but the hydroquinone is from quinine. So, it stands to reason that a proper Martini will cure all of life's ills, if needed in case something happens in my place of Drinking. Don't tell anyone. Frig...
by mistah willies
Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:06 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Troll Trolley
Replies: 25
Views: 1493

Re: Troll Trolley

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Wow. That's pretty much it.
by mistah willies
Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:02 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 1029
Views: 81899

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Maybe you didn't understand, you god damn sun of a bitch retard. I was looking for some new fucking recipes while "I" was using liqur and weed. Drunk cooking is the only way to create new food and smoking weed is the best way to eat it, the food not the weed. Oh my. I like to eat and sometimes I ha...
by mistah willies
Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:56 am
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Drinking Quotes
Replies: 140
Views: 22630

Re: Drinking Quotes

To the bartender: "Do you guys give free birthday shots? I'm asking because it's my birthday." ~My buddy, Alan, on his birthday. Follow up: He received a free drink from the pub. and then everyone in the place started buying him drinks. Follow up to the follow up: Alan passed out on the floor and w...
by mistah willies
Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:54 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Cherry Mojitos
Replies: 14
Views: 876

Re: Cherry Mojitos

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:14 am
Dick Milkshake wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:28 pm
Mojitos are for wimps or girls. Drink like a man for shitsakes
Thanks, your expert opinion means sooo much. And I am a girl, so, there's that.
Finally, a manly man knowing stuff about doing man things. Hey there sailor!
by mistah willies
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Life of Patchez
Replies: 35
Views: 2159

Re: About Patchez...

Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:35 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:01 pm
Patchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,

Bear or bare?
Or both?
A little from column A and a little from column B.

Shmokey Bear. Yessah chummy
by mistah willies
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8694
Views: 390528

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Black or white label Bushmills? I'm a black label fan myself. Even non whiskey drinkers are impressed with Bushmill's black. It's not as dry and earthy as Scotch nor is it as sweet as Jameson. It's a lot closer to bourbon to suit Americans, so it sells. I agree. Black label Bushmills is similar to ...
by mistah willies
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:03 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Drinking Quotes
Replies: 140
Views: 22630

Re: Drinking Quotes

"Nothing ruins Friday night
like waking up in Tuesday's light"

---Glinty McFlintlock ca. 1883
by mistah willies
Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:25 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: THE CHASIST
Replies: 1826
Views: 59238

Re: THE CHASIST

Super cheesy video and leopard skin onesie. Aldo Nova - Fantasy Always liked the super excellent helicopter/lazer beam/ explooosion sounds made from a Tandy TRS-80... Super cheesy burger: Black Coffee in Bed. Great "white" blues song, ya know, like Hauling Oats did with Sarah Smile, but the video s...
by mistah willies
Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:57 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9639
Views: 595948

Re: Whatcha listening to?

Dedicated to Thirsty Drunk

Morning After

https://youtu.be/FC9-i7R2ydU
by mistah willies
Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8694
Views: 390528

Re: What are you drinking right now?

I bought a case of Bombay Sapphire gin this afternoon and I'm now having a Gin and Orange Juice. Not sure if OJ is the correct juice or if maybe it should be Grapefruit or something else. Snoop didn't specify. I always hoped it was grape Kool-Aid. Otherwise, I did it wrong. At least its not cough m...