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by mistah willies
Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:28 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
Replies: 338
Views: 14784

Re: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

...I'm done. I'm just done. I wish I had more of the good doctor Hunter Thompson in me, but I don't. I keep abreast of important stuff, and let the rest roll down my back and off my ass. Quite agreed, Rye and Coke. Me and my better half lived above second base for a couple years. Silver Spring is g...
by mistah willies
Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:31 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The 1%
Replies: 458
Views: 27141

Re: The 1%

The 1% chance I punch you all in the nose because you are all a bunch of sick thrill seeking drunkards. Bloody noses are a birthday gift where I come from. Ha! "Ok, ok, For your special day we'll add on another 5 second delay. "Tomorrow it's double this knuckle trouble But today, run away, after yo...
by mistah willies
Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:17 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 29
Views: 320

Re: Random shit

By the way, AD, a very thoughtful collection of signs you assembled there. Agreed. That is quite the collection. I'm actually guilty of having a dumb sign in my house. It has a guy holding up a glass of beer and says "Beer - it's what's for dinner". Saw one over a kitchen sink all weekend: "A man m...
by mistah willies
Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:41 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: This Hangover...
Replies: 69
Views: 3376

Re: This Hangover...

The hangover music in my head is akin to Ethel Murman and Rob Zombie doing covers of ABBA tunes. That's also probably what's giving me the shits and making me sick to my stomach. Time for the Kaopectate and a couple gabapentin followed by a big, greasy breakfast. Unlike me you seemed very alive yes...
by mistah willies
Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:37 am
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
Replies: 338
Views: 14784

Re: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

What's more fascinating than such polarized rhetoric
is how completely isolated each viewpoint has become from any other.
by mistah willies
Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 665
Views: 18064

Re: Shit we love:

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:01 am
Tina (and her male voice) from Bob's burgers.

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This is our song for turkey day now, thanks a lot to my Dotta

https://youtu.be/Dyxr--0hHWU
by mistah willies
Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
Replies: 264
Views: 11321

Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze

On the campaign trail, he shakes babies and kisses hands, but it's his promise of a kettle of booze on every stovetop that gets the votes.
by mistah willies
Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:45 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 100 Reasons to Hate drinking willies
Replies: 49
Views: 1271

Re: For drinking willies

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:41 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:04 am
At the bottom it says it's perfect for Willies! This is a must for every household.

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That is fucking BRILLIANT.
Very cool. Now about the Hollandaise sauce...

Thank you summina bastidge Modern Drunkards for your witty inebriation.

DRINK!
by mistah willies
Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:30 am
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
Replies: 338
Views: 14784

Re: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

I disagree Exactly. That is the current climate of politics in D.C., and has been for a while. Further; people always want to find blame instead of growing a pair of gonads and attempting to bring the two sides together. Unity is not a weakness. It's kind of the name of this friggin country that su...
by mistah willies
Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:18 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Stuff I thought as a Kid
Replies: 39
Views: 1556

Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

I couldn't watch Saturday morning shows on the floor while wearing only my tighty whites with my repast of roof-of-the-mouth-shredding Honeycomb Hide-out cereal. I'd thought that the television people, whether real or drawn, could see me as i could see them, so I put on a tie. In addition to my tig...
by mistah willies
Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:45 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: YKYDW....
Replies: 220
Views: 13318

Re: YKYDW....

Rule 86: It's not the last drink of the evening, it's the first drink of the rest of your life.* (*) 86 Rules of Boozing v.2 Speaking of the revised Rules, are these to supersede the original Rules or should we just add the new ones to the old poster? A refreshed look at it doesn`t scream supersede...
by mistah willies
Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:42 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7961
Views: 343801

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Elija Craig, 94P small batch. It's friggin smooth, but with a good burn. Hey, $22.99 on special. It's a special occasion. I'm drinking, and that's always a special thing for me.
by mistah willies
Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:40 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على
Replies: 22
Views: 274

Re: ولدت العلامة التجارية أستا. تركز شركة أستا على

When I read that Arabic my drunklexia makes me think it reads: "lalalalalalala" The Falafel contributed to this. A Chinois bot that writes in Arabic. I wonder what a post written in Mandarin, selling Arabic product would look like? Now I've given meself a headache. 歡迎來到桑迪俱樂部。 請自行承擔風險。 我們擁有最好的屁股擦拭技術和...
by mistah willies
Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:31 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 938
Views: 18232

Re: Shit we hate:

There's a lot of visuals going through my mind with this right now. I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or titillated. Maybe both? DOH! Disgustillated. Eenteresting... That speaks very well of you. Like a deep well. I hate shit, but most things just irk me. Like when you make a good joke at a fune...
by mistah willies
Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:40 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Replies: 38
Views: 335

Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my

Dayam, this thread makes me hungry. I was raised on unintentional Melba toast, but the best thing back when was the stone ground wheat crackers that my hippy-injun mom would bring back from the co-op. I have the chipped molars to prove it. She also brought back Postum and carob chunks. Those are poo...