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by mistah willies
Sat Jul 17, 2021 10:36 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
Replies: 1819
Views: 223919

Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

^ ^ ^
Nah, I simply had me Covid tits ☆ out and about. You have to even out the melanoma in the sunshine to keep it at bay.

Beer spillage is my sunscreen.
by mistah willies
Sun Jun 20, 2021 4:29 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Shed
Replies: 447
Views: 64115

Re: The Shed

I threw a can of mixed fruit and a pound of sugar in the piss barrel. That will be next months drink special. There will be a discount for all who contributed, so make sure you get a receipt every time you use the piss funnel. You used the discount mixed fruit huh. Those bloated tin cans expired be...
by mistah willies
Thu May 13, 2021 2:53 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: ALL STAR PUB POST THREAD
Replies: 56
Views: 16519

Re: ALL STAR PUB POST THREAD

Patchez wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 3:07 pm
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 12:41 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:48 pm


I heard the Boris Johnson haircut and look is all in vogue.
I regret to inform you Lush, i've had a haircut. They've butchered me. I now look like a butch lesbian!
You will never, ever look butch.
by mistah willies
Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Something funny happened on the way from drinking rotgut
Replies: 11
Views: 1164

Re: Something funny happened on the way from drinking rotgut

Ah, there we go. Sip number six went down great. That 120 proof warmth is hitting the spot now. Someday, young sailor, you will resort to gargling booze shots in order to get that burn. Enjoy the burn. Yes indeed. Or course, more genteel is to sip it with a single rock. The frozen water sort.
by mistah willies
Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
Replies: 213
Views: 163320

Re: Today in my neighborhood...

Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:59 pm
Got it made in the shade? Or the sunny side of the street?

You decide.
I think that Hugh's image is a message for hope.

You see, no one messed with the drunk guy.

(Hopefully, that's not a corpse.)
by mistah willies
Thu Feb 11, 2021 3:52 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your local weather reports
Replies: 981
Views: 201576

Re: Your local weather reports

Used to enjoy a good, cold snow day as a child. These days, it's a snow day e'er day. Cold? We here two always sleep with the window cracked open*. (Beer breath? Hmmm... nah) Inebriated hibernation incubation sleep. With a heavy bear throw. Ya know, the hide/skin from one. Don't try to throw a live ...
by mistah willies
Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:04 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12316
Views: 1276684

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Patchez gifted me a couple of shotties he bottled himself. Double oak Barrelled Woodford Reserve 45.2% ABV. That's definitely a sipper. Salivating as I await the crackening tonight. #2 is the "Infinite Barrel Project begun on 4-19-2018. Friggin 117.5 proof. Gawdammah, that will be the opening sip of...
by mistah willies
Thu Feb 11, 2021 11:55 am
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: The Art of the Comeback by Donald Trump
Replies: 4
Views: 3777

Re: The Art of the Comeback by Donald Trump

Badfellow wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 10:18 pm
History is a mound built into a hill to eventually become a mountain.
Like a blackhead that becomes a cyst...
by mistah willies
Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:02 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
Replies: 462
Views: 220269

Re: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

Savage wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:58 pm
Lush City wrote: Trump is a populist. That means he's independent and he is not beholding to donors.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Trump? Who's that?
by mistah willies
Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:00 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12316
Views: 1276684

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Gosh, I was shot down quicker than Georgy Malenkov! My opinion has changed, she's a dirty bitch. Don’t let my gruff jibber-jabber dissuade you from cuddling up to a nice, sleazy bottle of vodka. In fact, I read somewhere on the internet that St. Vodak is the patron saint of sluts and whores. With c...
by mistah willies
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:58 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 1094
Views: 247560

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Yanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third. Hey! Are you disrespecting our national anthem?! Yeeehaaaaw! Come on Bo Duke, we gonna have to jump the pond in the General Lee. Probly gotta start back in Ohio to get enough speed.
by mistah willies
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 2472
Views: 425020

Re: Chilling the champagne

Savage wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:51 pm
12 hours and nine minutes until the orange cancer is excised. Ooh Rah!
Grumpy has to work--I told him to take it off and watch it with me, but he says he can't.
Dancing in the streets!
The stucco mansion was bought by someone?
by mistah willies
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:53 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: RIP Oettinger
Replies: 29
Views: 2653

Re: RIP Oettinger

scream ale wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:40 am
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 4:43 am
A fitting tribute. Did he die of drunkarrhea?
He died of a broken heart cause Angie is stepping down.
Ah yes. His favorite: Angina Merkel
by mistah willies
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:51 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
Replies: 1819
Views: 223919

Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

oettinger wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:03 pm
I fell off my chair. Thanks whisky. Have I been on a running call while falling?
I would be worried if that Didn't happen each time.

Prosit!
by mistah willies
Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:05 am
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: 2020 election night
Replies: 47
Views: 16843

Re: 2020 election night

The celebration in my neighborhood is probably more for Kamala Harris than for Joe Biden... Yep, congrats to Mrs Harris. I don`t like nor trust her at all. The worst politicians in germany are women. Sad but true Metallica style We should have a thread dedicated to creating a sentence that offends ...