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by Rye and Coke
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:56 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1278
Views: 63169

Re: Sunday

Good afternoon sunday fuckups, I can`t remember the last time I slept until 1 p.m. for two days straight. When I was younger that was a given. Old people don`t need rest right? I`m 36 though, I can still party hard for the next 36 I`m thinking. So cheers cheers and cheers Shit, you made it. I was c...
by Rye and Coke
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 1441
Views: 61968

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Woke up still drunk, ate cold pizza, got lazier and drunkier and watched stupid videos (if you had to be eaten by any animal, what would it be?) all day, drank beer and smoke d weed until I passed out in a lawn chair in the yard for a couple hours. Fireworkrs started going off so I moved inside. Li...
by Rye and Coke
Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:45 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It's Friday, drunks.
Replies: 244
Views: 3689

Re: It's Friday, drunks.

We've made it, goddamn it, we've made it.

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by Rye and Coke
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:03 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
Replies: 1518
Views: 81648

Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

Hugh wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:30 am
I apologize for that - I did not mean to sound so badgering. It really wasn't my intent at all. Now you see why I have such trouble with bars.
Dude, you were a hero
by Rye and Coke
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
Replies: 1518
Views: 81648

Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

BAHAHA! I don't know what happened, but I jumped in on somebody else's skype call a few minutes ago. I clicked on something and people were saying, "Hugh? Hugh?" I'm sure it was from this board, but I don;'t really know, it might have been some random call. If you were on a call and you saw my name...
by Rye and Coke
Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:18 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
Replies: 1518
Views: 81648

Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

Interesting night on Skype last night.... had a good time.


a hilarious,



enlightening good time.
by Rye and Coke
Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:19 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8921
Views: 416276

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Ezra Brooks Rye and Cokes, then turning to Cruzan Rum and Cokes.

The stock is quickly being depleted. I must restore.
by Rye and Coke
Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 1441
Views: 61968

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

spent all day at a property my in-laws owned, trying to cut their grass. One broken weedwacker, several fruitless trips to Home Depot and running the Day-Laborer Obstacle course, all for naught. I surrendered after cutting only have the lawn, leaving it looking like the ass-end of a dying dog with t...
by Rye and Coke
Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8921
Views: 416276

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Tattersal Rye Whiskey at an honest 50% abv. A recent release from a local distillery. Surprisingly smooth with a bit of rye bite and a lingering, warm finish. Fitting whiskey for either flask or glass. Sounds good. I'll have to look it up. I'm nursing a vodka tonic right now, listening to Theloniou...
by Rye and Coke
Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8921
Views: 416276

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Tattersal Rye Whiskey at an honest 50% abv. A recent release from a local distillery. Surprisingly smooth with a bit of rye bite and a lingering, warm finish. Fitting whiskey for either flask or glass. Sounds good. I'll have to look it up. I'm nursing a vodka tonic right now, listening to Theloniou...
by Rye and Coke
Sun Jun 21, 2020 4:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 1441
Views: 61968

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Add to that all the Police Academy movies and you've got yourself a proper cinematic clusterfuck. What is your obsessh with Steve Guttenburg, anyway?? You're thinking of Dear Booze. He's got a real stiffie for Steve Guttenburg. We've ALL got a stiffie for Steve Guttenberg!! Johnny No. 5, is ALIVE M...
by Rye and Coke
Sun Jun 21, 2020 4:19 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1278
Views: 63169

Re: Sunday

Good afternoon sunday drunks. Today I am wound licking, I look like a young Mike Tyson had his way with me. I`m not concussed atleast, that would have sucked. I think I was once, it made me throw up a lot. So there`s something to drink to, cheers You are a soldier dude. Took that spill like a man! ...
by Rye and Coke
Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:05 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: undrunkenness Chips
Replies: 22
Views: 324

Re: undrunkenness Chips

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:15 pm
Second try: The cocktail waitress at Dino's Lounge took it, but charged me full price. She just wanted it as a souvenir.
Ugh, did she at least tell you she was going to charge you? If so, she should've just let you keep the chip.


She literally took money from you.
by Rye and Coke
Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:20 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Unemployed again
Replies: 11
Views: 88

Re: Unemployed again

Got laid off today after almost 4 years of consecutive employment, and I couldn't be happier about it. Looking to spend the weekend getting drunk before I'm forced to be responsible again. We're here for you, soldier. Pull up a seat to the goddamn bar and I'll buy you a double. Fuck The Man. Fuck h...
by Rye and Coke
Fri Jun 19, 2020 3:43 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 204
Views: 13609

Re: Random shit

Patrice O'neal for my undrunk moments and Andy Andrist for the rest You would pass up the opportunity for Neil deGrasse Tyson to narrate your life story? Nah, he'd try to contextualize shit into how I fit into the universe and how the universe fits inside of me. and all I want is booze in there.