Okay, I hate bees and wasps. Like, despise. If I see a bee or wasp and I can’t remove myself from the situation, I will shit myself. I have broken into full sprints down the street and have no shame. So this afternoon, I was in my unfinished utility room (if you know, you know) when all of a sudden ...

The only thing better than a hotel bar is a hotel bar with passable ryes.

Azteca Azul Plata tequila on ice with a lime

on the cheap side, but not that bad

whiskeyprick wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 10, 2024 3:57 am

so glad that's over

LOL, any updates on the dude? Like, what made him so intolerable?

The Anthony Bourdain Television Series (Chef's Tour, No Reservations, and Parts Unknown) https://www.mensjournal.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_700/MTk2MTM2MDMwODc5NjIyNjYx/anthony-bourdain.webp The former chef that broke free of heroin, found sanctuary in traveling, food and, of co...

oettinger wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:39 pm

ABFAB

everytime Eddy tries to calm down and think straight: drink
everytime Patsy tells Eddy to shut up and drink: drink

What's ABFAB?

I'm sure you told me about this and I'm sure it's a European thing that I don't, nor shouldn't, care about.

Drinking Made Easy, staring Zane Lamprey and Steve McKenna (Marc Ryan, Season 1 only) https://axstvdspmedia.cachefly.net/images/5ef4ce8a3628fd7b0c43a224/400 Second show by Zane Lamprey. This time he brings drinking buddies along. The first person to see Pleepleus in a shot can make someone else dri...

There's only one thing better than watching drinking shows and movies while drinking, and that's watching drinking shows and movies while drinking, with friends, and in competition. Long live the Drinking Game™! Enclosed is my living list of Drinking Shows and Films, either about or involving drinki...

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:32 am

Christ this is so accurate. At this point I could use the empty liquor bottles to concrete a wall around my house.

All that being said it’s been a helluva bender.

The Giant 100 Straight Rye Whiskey was tasty

So a pipe burst? Jesus Christ that sucks in the winter

Nausea wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 23, 2023 2:07 pm

Every time you quit drinking an atheist puts a baby in a blender.

Wait, wait, wait.... is that why I've been making my ga ga goo smoothies?

I've had several people throughout my life whom have "threatened" suicide during a phone call or a text message. I had nothing to do with why they were contemplating it but I always dropped everything everything I was doing, which mostly was drinking myself into oblivion, go over there and try to c...

'There is drinking in lots of the songs because there is drinking in life. Drinking stimulates the imagination. - Shane MacGowan

Don't know much about him, but here's a top quote.

I guess I have a new rabbit hole to go down.

R.I.P.

Yeah, that colon butterface seems like a good idea.

This is actually a great call to action. I’ve needed to start exercising for a while now. Goddamn old smart skunk was the kick in the ass that I needed.

Children, may we drink forever!