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by Dear Booze
Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Hole
Replies: 368
Views: 10399

Re: The Hole

Today at THE HOLE don't miss EASTER SUNDY CELEBRATION OF LIFE ANEW Yep, we all thought regular patron Jesus Lopez died on Friday afternoon after he drank 33 Rusty Nails, a shot of Crown, a Boody Mary, and a pint glass full of Double Cross Vodka. His last (coherent) words were "it is finished". Soon ...
by Dear Booze
Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9006
Views: 519215

Re: Whatcha listening to?

This fucking song was on some shit news show this morning when I was getting ready for work. It drilled a hole in my head and I can't get rid of it.

https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w
by Dear Booze
Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:26 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7701
Views: 321022

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Far~Out~Pat wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:09 pm
Saint Arnold Lawnmower Beer Cheers🍺!!!
Far out, Pat. Far out!

Is that the Fancy Lawnmower, or do they have basic lawnmower too?

I really like German Kolsch, and I think these guy nailed it.

Have you tried their Santo? Interesting, different, and pretty fucking good!
by Dear Booze
Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:49 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 494
Views: 12414

Re: Shit we love:

Stuff from Pepperidge Farms Pepperidge Farms remembers! And it's right next door to the Hidden Valley Ranch where, as we all know, life is fuckin' awesome. I done heard about that valley! There's the Big Rock Candy Mountain Festival at harvest time, and the Keebler Forest on the north end of that v...
by Dear Booze
Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:59 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Hole
Replies: 368
Views: 10399

Re: The Hole

I hate the Hole and all it's festivals and free bathroom BJ's and shit Sam's Club / Costco appetizers. I want to throw a Molotov cocktail through the window. Maybe a petting zoo would make it all better. Today at The Hole , dont miss Festival Day 2019. Enjoy a full day of free Bathroom BJ's, Shitty...
by Dear Booze
Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:49 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Hole
Replies: 368
Views: 10399

Re: The Hole

I hate the Hole and all it's festivals and free bathroom BJ's and shit Sam's Club / Costco appetizers. I want to throw a Molotov cocktail through the window. Maybe a petting zoo would make it all better. Today at The Hole , dont miss Festival Day 2019. Enjoy a full day of free Bathroom BJ's, Shitty...
by Dear Booze
Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Hole
Replies: 368
Views: 10399

Re: The Hole

TONIGHT ONLY THE HOLE IS PROUD TO BRING YOU GERBER CLASS GLADIATOR CONTESTS! That's right motherfuckers, come on down to the world's best bar in the universe and witness a full night of brutal fights involving toddlers and infants. Witness the Playpen of Death. Two babies crawl in, only one crawls o...
by Dear Booze
Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:52 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
Replies: 29
Views: 305

Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?

You almost have to be an overachiever... Wait, did I just say that? Underechiving one's life goal of drinking some sillied, greeen haired, wastelesss, zeroed faced, avatar under the table is the goal. If she's so SEXY, why is the LITTLE PRINCESS still blabbing away on her little stupid saxophone. I...
by Dear Booze
Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:53 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 808
Views: 13505

Re: Shit we hate:

Accidentally biting the inside of your mouth while eating. FUCK! After that, it swells up and you end up biting it over and over again. FUCK!
by Dear Booze
Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:05 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: THE CHASIST
Replies: 1722
Views: 40334

Re: THE CHASIST

Badfellow wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:45 pm
Here's the real reason Happy Little Trees drove Bob Ross to insanity and death.
I played that backwards. It says "FRENCH KISS THE DEVIL. REMEMBER TO PLAY THE RUSTY PICCOLO. EAT AT JOE'S"
by Dear Booze
Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 335
Views: 10324

Re: Another Solo Mission

Well - I haven't been on here in a while. It looks like people are posting less and less. I've been hitting the bars a lot lately, so it feels good tonight to sit home alone and drink. BTW, my favorite Franzia, Sunset Blush, has changed its recipe. It's now sweeter and a deeper red, kind of like Ve...
by Dear Booze
Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:24 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 271
Views: 6945

Re: Drunk Travel Log

mistah willies wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:04 pm
What was the best cocktail of the whole journey?
Dark and Aged Rums, Red Passion Fruit, and Tropical Juices garnished with an Orange Peel "Python."
by Dear Booze
Thu Mar 28, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 271
Views: 6945

Re: Drunk Travel Log

Today was a shit show. I had to take a test at 10:00am and showed up still slightly drunk with about five hours of sleep. I seriously do not remember goung to bed, so I'm guessing at the time. At noon, I attended a luncheon where I was to receive an award for "Excellence in a Collaborative Economic ...
by Dear Booze
Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:54 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 271
Views: 6945

Re: Drunk Travel Log

I'm now celebrating the last night in the shittiest place on earth, Anaheim. Since I'm staying in the shadow of Disney's Matterhorn, Splash Mountain, and a fucking cartoon-like castle, I visited the evil kingdom last night. The interwebs showed me an interesting sounding bar that's located next door...
by Dear Booze
Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 271
Views: 6945

Re: Drunk Travel Log

Patchez wrote:
Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:16 pm
Tomorrow's travel brought to you by the Beer, Bourbon and BBQ fest!! Skype travelogue available after 6:30 PM EST.
yes!