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by Dear Booze
Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:32 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 461
Views: 182460

Re: Drunk Travel Log

Monterey. One of my favorite towns. Steinbeck's town. I'm sitting at Segovia's bar. It's nestled between Tortilla Flats and Cannery Row. When both of those book titles were published, this was home to migrant workers. Today, the real estate is one of the most expensive on the planet. But Segovia's i...
by Dear Booze
Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 461
Views: 182460

Re: Drunk Travel Log

Man, I have no idea. On this (subject) trip, I encountered a couple of "influencers" who were in town to shoot some video in my favorite local bars. I kinda hate those people. In one place, the owner asked me to move from my favorite barstool so this fat fuck social media god could sit there and get...
by Dear Booze
Tue Jan 09, 2024 10:51 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Replace "you" with "me" in a song title
Replies: 5
Views: 523

Re: Replace "you" with "me" in a song title

You Want Me To Want You
by Dear Booze
Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:54 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 1094
Views: 254000

Re: Hero of the drink

I am here to introduce myself and tell the story of my creation. I AM Mr. Montrose C. I was born of a highway sign on Interstate 16 in Georgia, announcing the upcoming exit to the towns of Montrose and Cochran. The first time I read that sign I knew who I was to become: Montrose Cochran, blues man,...
by Dear Booze
Fri Dec 08, 2023 1:44 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 1094
Views: 254000

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

I'm currently enjoying the Drinking Season (Halloween - St. Patrick's Day) and look forward to the second yearly drinking season (Memorial Day - Labor Day) What about the drinking season between St Paddy's and Memorial Days, and the one between Labor Day and Halloween. We celebrate those too. Unles...
by Dear Booze
Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Calendar of Drinking Days
Replies: 48
Views: 8784

National Bartender Day

Tomorrow, Friday, December 8, is the day to celebrate that special person in your life who can make or break your undrunkenness. Chances are, you have a favorite. Celebrate by reversing the whole bartender-will-listen-to-me scenario. Instead, ask them if there’s something that they would like to tal...
by Dear Booze
Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:32 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 461
Views: 182460

Mexico

Another observation: In past years, I've encountered a number ex pats, usually in dive bars. Their stories fascinated me. There was the former cop from small town Michigan who retired, moved down here, and opened a bar. The old professor who moved down here to lead the lifestyle that was frowned on ...
by Dear Booze
Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:04 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 461
Views: 182460

Mexico

Day 11. Heading home in a few hours and reflecting on the adventure. Despite the changes, Puerto Vallarta still clocks in on my top three dri king destinations. There are bars everywhere, probably more per square mile than New Orleans. Maybe more than Las Vegas. Like both of those cities, it's also ...
by Dear Booze
Fri Nov 10, 2023 10:29 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 461
Views: 182460

Mexico

We arrived in Puerto Vallarta about 24 hours ago. Some things have changed while others have stayed the same. First of all, the hurricane hit the west coast of Mexico pretty hard a couple weeks ago. The storm attacked land several hundred miles south of here, but this area still experienced a pretty...
by Dear Booze
Wed Oct 04, 2023 7:21 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Replies: 14
Views: 2203

Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala

He's planning to adopt some kids who he actually likes.
by Dear Booze
Fri Sep 29, 2023 10:01 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Replies: 14
Views: 2203

Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala

See his adult third son for the first time in 42 years.
by Dear Booze
Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:57 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Replies: 14
Views: 2203

Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala

Hey everyone, be amazed that Guenther contracts cock rot before his son.
by Dear Booze
Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Fun With Chat GPT
Replies: 8
Views: 1272

Fun With Chat GPT

Query: "Write 500 word story about drinking with friends in style of Jesus" Result: Once, in a town nestled between two rolling hills, there was a gathering of close friends. They had come together to celebrate the end of a long harvest season, and among them was a man named Eli, known for his wisdo...
by Dear Booze
Sun Aug 27, 2023 5:06 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1829
Views: 204513

Re: Sunday

oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2023 2:53 pm
Good evening sunday drunks,

today one of our cats managed to throw up behind a shelf in the living room.
Damn what a mess to clean up.

What`s the dumbest spots you ever threw up onto?

Cheers
The inside of my own car.