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by Lifer
Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:02 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Replies: 24
Views: 1127

Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?

fiyah wrote:He's also trying to invent bacon-flavored bacon.. Good luck on that one!
I wrote a piece lately that was encouraging Catholic churches to change the sacrament from shitty stale bread and wine to strips of crispy bacon and scotch.

I thought it would improve attendence.
by Lifer
Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:00 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: what drink (if any) would you refuse?
Replies: 99
Views: 3069

Re: what drink (if any) would you refuse?

I'd like to disagree. Crown Royal has a distinct flavour, but a good one. It's actually a family favourite (that is, in mine) back in Ireland. They always stock up on it when they visit. But I am no CC fan or Wisers fan anymore. And Alberta can keep its "Premium".... Yeah, I'll agree that Crown is ...
by Lifer
Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:52 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Replies: 24
Views: 1127

Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?

You're all hilarious assholes and I missed ya. It has been a while though. I was out of touch for about a year and a half, working in the film industry on the west coast. Booze, fighting, drugs, homeless people, celebrities, intense stupidity. Pretty much like your average episode of Jersey Shore (s...
by Lifer
Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:06 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: what drink (if any) would you refuse?
Replies: 99
Views: 3069

Re: what drink (if any) would you refuse?

If it's free and I'm broke, I won't be refusing much of anything. But if I have better options, that list goes thus: Whiskys from my counry of origin. Canadians just didn't get that shit right. Jager, simply because it annoys me. And any poor class of wine over ten bucks. If I'm drinking wine. It da...
by Lifer
Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Replies: 24
Views: 1127

Anybody around here drink anymore?

I just woke up from a three year nap.

Who wants to get drunk?
by Lifer
Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:28 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Replies: 136
Views: 3653

Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?

My uncle asked me on his deathbed to play a song at his funeral.

Let It Be by the beatles, of course.


So that's one that stands out.
by Lifer
Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:53 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: dry wedding
Replies: 75
Views: 5898

Re: dry wedding

Clarify for me.


Is this a dry wedding in that they dont have a bar.


or is it a dry wedding in that they don't ALLOW alcohol?


Both seem sort of odd but...
by Lifer
Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Read This Book
Replies: 15
Views: 988

Re: Read This Book

FNZ wrote:
Lifer wrote: Richard Burton, Richard Harris, Peter O'Toole and Oliver Reed.
the three greatest Brit actors of their day.
Which one isn't one of them?

Hey, I never claimed I was a mathematical genius.
by Lifer
Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:21 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk in Vancouver
Replies: 8
Views: 471

Re: Drunk in Vancouver

calx wrote:
Lifer wrote:blackout.
i'm 8 shetts to the wind

9 sheets to the wind in copenhagen.
by Lifer
Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:16 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: the new beats
Replies: 17
Views: 741

Re: the new beats

Keep to the side of the platform the announcement says, as i stand there with my ticket, my bag, and my tool. Nothing about this makes me feel important. Just another commuter on that westbound train, downtown at 11pm, pushing towards that friday night light, the drink, the look, the girl, the fuck....
by Lifer
Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:02 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk in Vancouver
Replies: 8
Views: 471

Re: Drunk in Vancouver

Bout time someone's actually awake and drunk.


blackout.
by Lifer
Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:58 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: the new beats
Replies: 17
Views: 741

Re: the new beats

freestyle beat is my favorite.


one more in a minute.


Hobo wine and cheap beer makes me write.
by Lifer
Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:51 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: the new beats
Replies: 17
Views: 741

Re: the new beats

Outside the street lamp laughs the police cry and the mailbox whines for a letter, a reason, a purpose. It's raining in November, isn't that Ironic? twice as cold as you thought it would be when you moved here, three months ago, away from home, away from snow, away, period. doesn't really work the w...
by Lifer
Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:17 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk in Vancouver
Replies: 8
Views: 471

Drunk in Vancouver

That's right, I'm drunk in Hollywood North.

In the last 6 months i've left College, formed a theatre company, moved to the opposite side of the country and decided that Sam Shepard plays are perfect for me.


I drink tequilla and rant. What more to ask?


How are all of you.
by Lifer
Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:03 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Read This Book
Replies: 15
Views: 988

Re: Read This Book

Bump.


Because everyone MUST. FIND. THIS. FUCKING. BOOK.