San Miguel Light

Not a bad drop

My friend put a lit cigarette out on my forearm at the bar while I was talking to someone else and not looking. (didn't feel a thing) The bartender says to me a few minutes later...geez mate what's happened to your arm?? (there was a big white blister already formed) and I replied...boong sperm! (so...

Hi I'm Matt. I like gin...beer, Bundaberg Rum, scotch...etc I love getting extremely drunk My aim is to Stay lucid for longer...people tell me I'm fine until I have to walk anywhere...then the alcohol floods every inch of my system and its all downhill (in a good way) from there. I love getting smas...