Get eaten by a Tigershark or swallowed by a blue Whale

The Waltons history narrated by a true christian freakshow. Listen, fall asleep, dream about killing someone

Tom Selleck is probably very hot in the summer





...for example

^^^ cause' it`s definitely to warm with chestie hair plus shirt in the summer. Smart dude to me

She grabbed my hair on the left side and yanked a big chunk of hair out my head. Fuck, it hurt. But I’m a peaceful type of guy, and I didn’t have my cane, so I turned around and went back inside. Tell her next time she tries that shit that you'll tell Oprah that she tried to rape you. Better than c...

Committing felony on the vodka stash

Good morning sunday hoochers,

as you know our little persian cat is collecting a lot of ticks. But during this shit rainy weather he collects slugs also. They die in his long fur though.
It`s my job to comb them out in the morning.

Drinking helps with my task, Cheers

^^^ they propped up the corpse of Hunter S. behind there it looks like

Vodka flowing down the rainbow

^^^ What a cunt! I`m alomst bald, only spares to grab there

So now I owe close to three grand to the hospital, that’s what Medicare doesn’t pay. That’s the co pay I guess. Why should I even think about paying that? The only reason I wish I would be alive after I’m dead is to tell these fuckers, these blood sucking fuckers, that I’m not paying for a funeral ...

^^^ No complaints my friend. Your posts describe your hood perfectly. Mine is pale and boring in comparison

Why our ancestors didn`t die of starvation is slowly becoming a real question to me

You`re the only poster on the MDM boards on a saturday evening

This clip sums it up perfectly for me