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by oettinger
Sat May 18, 2024 6:22 am
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: "What are you eating - Thread"
Replies: 807
Views: 526468

Re: "What are you eating - Thread"

Drunk bbq, scary beause you burn it or yummie beacaus it always comes out with the right crisp?
by oettinger
Sat May 18, 2024 6:13 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 1096
Views: 280571

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Mr. Viking wrote:
Fri May 17, 2024 2:01 pm
Hi, Viking here, not sure if it's been too long or not long enough...
You look older in your avatar
by oettinger
Sat May 18, 2024 6:12 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
Replies: 272
Views: 199505

Re: Today in my neighborhood...

If an empty stomach is the devil`s playground, my colons must be god`s dragstrip
by oettinger
Sat May 18, 2024 6:06 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 921
Views: 345166

Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

We only ban dickheads T. You`re not one of em. Drunks like us stay (and stumble) together.

I hope I didn`t scare Viking away for good now
by oettinger
Fri May 17, 2024 7:26 pm
Forum: Drunkardtainment
Topic: Drunk Video Gaming
Replies: 62
Views: 43839

Re: Drunk Video Gaming

GTA driving

real drunk driving looks different
by oettinger
Fri May 17, 2024 7:12 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 921
Views: 345166

Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

I worked at a pool hall/ bowling alley all thru high school. We had a snooker table, but nobody ever played on it. There were two billiard tables. The old timers would play on the billiard table. It was fun to watch them. All that spin. We had a fantastic jukebox. It was Bob Dylan’s time . Once upo...
by oettinger
Fri May 17, 2024 7:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12396
Views: 1407546

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Vodka bunch of vodka I am dying of thirst voddie
by oettinger
Fri May 17, 2024 4:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 921
Views: 345166

Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

Mr. Viking wrote:
Fri May 17, 2024 2:04 pm
'the fuck am I to know where I've been

but I sure know where I'm going
The fuck brother! Welcome back!!!
by oettinger
Sun May 12, 2024 6:37 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Replies: 1136
Views: 70005

Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health

Thompson wrote:
Sat May 11, 2024 9:49 pm
Nausea passed, he just drank a glass of soy milk.
But it was soy 101 atleast
by oettinger
Sun May 12, 2024 6:33 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 1054
Views: 757059

Re: Random shit

^^^ Wow that`s disgusting. We don`t have roaches here at all. Zero. I`m thankful for it

Edit: I once saw one at McDonalds but that`s it
by oettinger
Sun May 12, 2024 6:31 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1839
Views: 225514

Re: Sunday

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

today is my father`s birthday, He wants to take us and some family to dinner. Fuck we`re drunk already and it`s still hours until go time.
We`ll be so stumbling plastered by 6 p.m.! Lord bacchus help us!!!!

Cheers
by oettinger
Sat May 11, 2024 8:05 am
Forum: The Rest
Topic: Druk media.
Replies: 7
Views: 1710

Re: Druk media.

^^^ looks like jail food. Just a fatter slice. Do I have to commit a crime to be able to try some?
by oettinger
Sat May 11, 2024 8:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Replies: 1136
Views: 70005

Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health

Meet my friend Mettwurst
by oettinger
Sat May 11, 2024 7:59 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12396
Views: 1407546

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Did some lines of voddie today
by oettinger
Sat May 11, 2024 7:58 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 1054
Views: 757059

Re: Random shit

Thompson wrote:
Fri May 10, 2024 10:03 am
Does the toaster still work?
I rather not try. Why, you want it? 5 bucks sounds fair