You`re the only poster on the MDM boards on a saturday evening

This clip sums it up perfectly for me

Surprisingly I went with the vodka today

Good morning sunday drunks,

AD said I passed out in my pasta salad bowl last night.

Did you ever fall asleep snacking drunk munchies?

Prosit, early bird passes out first

Thompson wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:40 pm

how can a drunk possibly remember a password?

255 your last bar tap, easy. Mine is 9984 billion still awake

Vella Delicious Red. When Hart Crane was young he wrote to a friend that he would be able to write better poetry if he could afford to drink wine every night. I've been drinking it nearly every night for the last four years and it ain't helped me a damb bit. Not true, you drank Kessler, your dumb f...

scream ale wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:40 pm

Why do pictures of food from the 70's all look extra gross?

Cause there`s dust from the 60s on the food

Happy Drunk day

I hope you catched a fat one. Cheers!

FUCK NO!!!

So get your fat ass up here, Oetts. The headquarters is perfect. You have to walk up some stairs but that will be good for your cardiovascular system. Call from the Frozen Lips bowling lanes and the girls will come fetch ya. I`m wating in the office already, you must have mistaken me with my doppel...

Good morning sunday drunks, is it possible to loose your tastebuds over night? I had my usual white russian this morning and it tasted foul. All ingredient seemed fine but the combo was just yuck. Very strange. On to my daily grapefruit mixer it is then. And no my tastebuds luckily were not burned o...

I lost track, did we all fall asleep on the wheel? Who is even able to read google maps nowadays... we`re fucked

benitobeast69 wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 06, 2024 11:46 am

stellas and modelo's right now...

had a party on easter sunday and someone left a full case of diet coors here.....why is it only shite gets left here. i bet the guy who brought these was tucking into my beer like no fuckin tomorow.

and drop the toxic waste in someone elses yard, clever