As is Shit

I build a time machine so I could attend my own funeral. I guess that voddie in the fridge is up for grabs also

So much vodka... I need a twin.

Not enough to drink for the two of us, I hate you

Thompson wrote: ↑

Wed May 01, 2024 8:31 pm

That’s a dog in your signature, Oetts

It`s my mom, thanks




I`m joking. It`s a rat monkey from New Zealand, they have those creatures hanging from the trees there

Sinner26 wrote: ↑

Fri May 03, 2024 11:32 pm

I remember waking up with certain injuries, sometimes not even pain, probably because of alcohol, and this happened to me quite often, alongside not even remembering how I got hurt or even how I made it home.

You can also get hurt swimming in evil water

Today in my neighborhood a lot of folks were running around drinking beer and listening to cheap techno music. Usually you do that on father`s day but people now also do it on May 1st. I`m just glad mother nature rained and stormed hard on em amateurs!

There should be a beer called quality brew. Then we can drink large quantities of it and feel good about it

Shit, so much to read. Did we cash in yet?

I feel sickly at times, that`s true. I`m alright after a fifth though mostly

Baptising my liver in vodka today

- oldsmartskunk edition "My genetics need to be preserved." "I seen my women walk like cowboys the morning after" oett to oss: Did you bang her? (asking if he banged his best friends gf) oss: No I didn't. It's always bros before hos. Words to live by. I would still bang Oetinger while Artfull Is sl...

Good morning sunday drunks,

sometimes the first shit of the morning feels better than an orgasm. Yeah stop the stuff in the anus jokes right here already.
It can be such a nice relieve. Almost detoxing. And then there`s so much more room for drink and junkfood again.

Cheers

Pulp Fiction, drink every time someone says the N word

For Badfellow: The Excorcist, drink everytime someone says God, hit the bong everytime someone says Devil

Clancy`s with liquid valveeta chunks in it. Game over!

Whale swallows you and you`re met in the whale belly by a tiger shark trying to bite it`s way outta there. Fuck

Back to topic,

why would children be allowed again? Is this a joke?`

What`s the sheppard`s pie of the day?