^^^ looks like jail food. Just a fatter slice. Do I have to commit a crime to be able to try some?

Meet my friend Mettwurst

Did some lines of voddie today

Thompson wrote: ↑

Fri May 10, 2024 10:03 am

Does the toaster still work?

I rather not try. Why, you want it? 5 bucks sounds fair

^^^ You should get an pet alligator. That will shut them up for good.


My neighbours seem to love the sound of their chainsaw, every damn sunny saturday that noise is blasting. I myself have a million better ideas what to do on a saturday afternoon, sawing shit aint one of em. Cheers

Your shaking hands in the morning are easily explained. Your body is overly excited for the first drink

Your favorite colour is bourbon

When you see a bum guzzling down a fifth of warm schnaps you say to yourself: challenge accepted

Our toaster caught fire. I unplugged it on put it in the sink and ran water over it.

It was old crumbs that ignited it probably.

Murdering some vodka bottles

Good morning sunday drunks, the stupid store didn`t have any of my regular vodka mixer. Call me conservative but I don`t like change. Now I`ve got to put bloodorange in my drink. I don`t know how much I like this. The thirst is stronger than the taste though (does that sentence even make any sense?)...

As is Shit

I build a time machine so I could attend my own funeral. I guess that voddie in the fridge is up for grabs also

So much vodka... I need a twin.

Not enough to drink for the two of us, I hate you

Thompson wrote: ↑

Wed May 01, 2024 8:31 pm

That’s a dog in your signature, Oetts

It`s my mom, thanks




I`m joking. It`s a rat monkey from New Zealand, they have those creatures hanging from the trees there

Sinner26 wrote: ↑

Fri May 03, 2024 11:32 pm

I remember waking up with certain injuries, sometimes not even pain, probably because of alcohol, and this happened to me quite often, alongside not even remembering how I got hurt or even how I made it home.

You can also get hurt swimming in evil water

Today in my neighborhood a lot of folks were running around drinking beer and listening to cheap techno music. Usually you do that on father`s day but people now also do it on May 1st. I`m just glad mother nature rained and stormed hard on em amateurs!