GTA driving

real drunk driving looks different

I worked at a pool hall/ bowling alley all thru high school. We had a snooker table, but nobody ever played on it. There were two billiard tables. The old timers would play on the billiard table. It was fun to watch them. All that spin. We had a fantastic jukebox. It was Bob Dylan’s time . Once upo...

Vodka bunch of vodka I am dying of thirst voddie

Mr. Viking wrote: ↑

Fri May 17, 2024 2:04 pm

'the fuck am I to know where I've been

but I sure know where I'm going

The fuck brother! Welcome back!!!

Thompson wrote: ↑

Sat May 11, 2024 9:49 pm

Nausea passed, he just drank a glass of soy milk.

But it was soy 101 atleast

^^^ Wow that`s disgusting. We don`t have roaches here at all. Zero. I`m thankful for it

Edit: I once saw one at McDonalds but that`s it

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

today is my father`s birthday, He wants to take us and some family to dinner. Fuck we`re drunk already and it`s still hours until go time.
We`ll be so stumbling plastered by 6 p.m.! Lord bacchus help us!!!!

Cheers

^^^ looks like jail food. Just a fatter slice. Do I have to commit a crime to be able to try some?

Meet my friend Mettwurst

Did some lines of voddie today

Thompson wrote: ↑

Fri May 10, 2024 10:03 am

Does the toaster still work?

I rather not try. Why, you want it? 5 bucks sounds fair

^^^ You should get an pet alligator. That will shut them up for good.


My neighbours seem to love the sound of their chainsaw, every damn sunny saturday that noise is blasting. I myself have a million better ideas what to do on a saturday afternoon, sawing shit aint one of em. Cheers

Your shaking hands in the morning are easily explained. Your body is overly excited for the first drink

Your favorite colour is bourbon

When you see a bum guzzling down a fifth of warm schnaps you say to yourself: challenge accepted

Our toaster caught fire. I unplugged it on put it in the sink and ran water over it.

It was old crumbs that ignited it probably.

Murdering some vodka bottles