Thompson wrote: ↑

Sat May 11, 2024 9:49 pm

Nausea passed, he just drank a glass of soy milk.

But it was soy 101 atleast

^^^ Wow that`s disgusting. We don`t have roaches here at all. Zero. I`m thankful for it

Edit: I once saw one at McDonalds but that`s it

Good afternoon sunday drunks,

today is my father`s birthday, He wants to take us and some family to dinner. Fuck we`re drunk already and it`s still hours until go time.
We`ll be so stumbling plastered by 6 p.m.! Lord bacchus help us!!!!

Cheers

^^^ looks like jail food. Just a fatter slice. Do I have to commit a crime to be able to try some?

Meet my friend Mettwurst

Did some lines of voddie today

Thompson wrote: ↑

Fri May 10, 2024 10:03 am

Does the toaster still work?

I rather not try. Why, you want it? 5 bucks sounds fair

^^^ You should get an pet alligator. That will shut them up for good.


My neighbours seem to love the sound of their chainsaw, every damn sunny saturday that noise is blasting. I myself have a million better ideas what to do on a saturday afternoon, sawing shit aint one of em. Cheers

Your shaking hands in the morning are easily explained. Your body is overly excited for the first drink

Your favorite colour is bourbon

When you see a bum guzzling down a fifth of warm schnaps you say to yourself: challenge accepted

Our toaster caught fire. I unplugged it on put it in the sink and ran water over it.

It was old crumbs that ignited it probably.

Murdering some vodka bottles

Good morning sunday drunks, the stupid store didn`t have any of my regular vodka mixer. Call me conservative but I don`t like change. Now I`ve got to put bloodorange in my drink. I don`t know how much I like this. The thirst is stronger than the taste though (does that sentence even make any sense?)...

As is Shit

I build a time machine so I could attend my own funeral. I guess that voddie in the fridge is up for grabs also

So much vodka... I need a twin.

Not enough to drink for the two of us, I hate you