Our toaster caught fire. I unplugged it on put it in the sink and ran water over it.
It was old crumbs that ignited it probably.
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- Fri May 10, 2024 7:49 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Random shit
- Replies: 1048
- Views: 755475
- Sun May 05, 2024 7:12 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
- Replies: 12389
- Views: 1403977
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Murdering some vodka bottles
Re: Sunday
Good morning sunday drunks, the stupid store didn`t have any of my regular vodka mixer. Call me conservative but I don`t like change. Now I`ve got to put bloodorange in my drink. I don`t know how much I like this. The thirst is stronger than the taste though (does that sentence even make any sense?)...
- Sat May 04, 2024 6:52 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Random shit
- Replies: 1048
- Views: 755475
Re: Random shit
As is Shit
Re: YKYDW....
I build a time machine so I could attend my own funeral. I guess that voddie in the fridge is up for grabs also
- Sat May 04, 2024 6:50 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
- Replies: 12389
- Views: 1403977
Re: What are you drinking right now?
So much vodka... I need a twin.
Not enough to drink for the two of us, I hate you
Not enough to drink for the two of us, I hate you
- Sat May 04, 2024 6:47 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 252
- Views: 197748
- Sat May 04, 2024 6:44 am
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunkard Injuries
- Replies: 304
- Views: 193142
- Wed May 01, 2024 11:51 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 252
- Views: 197748
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
Today in my neighborhood a lot of folks were running around drinking beer and listening to cheap techno music. Usually you do that on father`s day but people now also do it on May 1st. I`m just glad mother nature rained and stormed hard on em amateurs!
- Wed May 01, 2024 11:47 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
- Replies: 12389
- Views: 1403977
Re: What are you drinking right now?
There should be a beer called quality brew. Then we can drink large quantities of it and feel good about it
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 6:52 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
- Replies: 1130
- Views: 68350
Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Shit, so much to read. Did we cash in yet?
I feel sickly at times, that`s true. I`m alright after a fifth though mostly
I feel sickly at times, that`s true. I`m alright after a fifth though mostly
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 6:49 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
- Replies: 12389
- Views: 1403977
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Baptising my liver in vodka today
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 6:47 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Skype Sequiturs
- Replies: 174
- Views: 98304
Re: Skype Sequiturs
- oldsmartskunk edition "My genetics need to be preserved." "I seen my women walk like cowboys the morning after" oett to oss: Did you bang her? (asking if he banged his best friends gf) oss: No I didn't. It's always bros before hos. Words to live by. I would still bang Oetinger while Artfull Is sl...
Re: Sunday
Good morning sunday drunks,
sometimes the first shit of the morning feels better than an orgasm. Yeah stop the stuff in the anus jokes right here already.
It can be such a nice relieve. Almost detoxing. And then there`s so much more room for drink and junkfood again.
Cheers
sometimes the first shit of the morning feels better than an orgasm. Yeah stop the stuff in the anus jokes right here already.
It can be such a nice relieve. Almost detoxing. And then there`s so much more room for drink and junkfood again.
Cheers
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 6:41 am
- Forum: TV & Film
- Topic: Drinking Games for Drinking TV shows & Films
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3602
Re: Drinking Games for Drinking TV shows & Films
Pulp Fiction, drink every time someone says the N word
For Badfellow: The Excorcist, drink everytime someone says God, hit the bong everytime someone says Devil
For Badfellow: The Excorcist, drink everytime someone says God, hit the bong everytime someone says Devil