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by The Urbane Spaceman
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Huh
Replies: 5
Views: 195

Re: Huh

Too drunk, didn`t read. But will tomorrow, promised Me too: TD:DR Anyhoo, thought he was dead already. What in thee hell is up with this self-aggrandizing promoting of bad writing? Let it bleed out, dude. Don't quit your day job, Urp or whatever your name is Bass tards. The lot of yens. There is a ...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:52 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Huh
Replies: 5
Views: 195

Huh

Off-Work Fiction Attempt One It’s been awhile now. An occupation invaded my head, and the Muse was locked in some sort of bird cage. Or so I’d thought. I’ve come to find out two things about them Muses: 1. They will not be kept in cages, for they are ethereal and of their own reasoning. They appear...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:35 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)
Replies: 7
Views: 243

Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:30 pm
Hey Urb. It's been a while. Yes, take us for a ride.
As you wish, mistah D. B -ill

I'm ready for my close up.

very soon
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:15 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)
Replies: 7
Views: 243

The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Wanna go for a ride? It wasn't supposed to go like this. Like the Greasy Dude Epic Titties once wrote: "Shit Happens" A stranger in a familiar land, yes indeed. But the colors weakend. They lost vibrancy. They were supposed to be much brighter. I would plant my seed in that lovely sweet earthy humus...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:35 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: CHRONIDES 2
Replies: 8
Views: 400

CHRONIDES 2

You know, no one had a clue about him. Odd kid with a funny accent. But he was smart. Maybe too smart for his own good. When I saw him again, he wasn’t all beat up like I’d expected. And get this, he was going to the high school on the bottom of Cedar Street. Somehow, he made his way there. Prolly m...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:01 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Sean Chronides CH 1
Replies: 1
Views: 228

Sean Chronides CH 1

He had it all wrong. I’m not a bad guy. I helped him out, when he first showed up here from a shit state. I was his first friend here. He had on this nerdy shit, like, square-tipped boots with zippers up the side. Wearing brown corduroys, sweating in the heat at the bus stop. Some sort of cheap open...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:13 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Chronides of Sean Pre-emptive Strike
Replies: 1
Views: 245

Chronides of Sean Pre-emptive Strike

I don’t remember any of that stuff. I don’t admit to anything. I went away. That’s all I did. I’ll be out soon.


I need to say some things, get them off my chest about this shit…

Ya know?


.
by The Urbane Spaceman
Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:00 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: FUCKYES CH END
Replies: 3
Views: 304

FUCKYES CH END

We done here. I got it, I had it in my hands. Then I said, sorry baby, this never happened before. Then it was gone. I tried to get it back up, but even my boys lost trust. I sold my shit. I sold it a piece at a time, no one noticed. Then, they raised their eyebrows. Shit disappeared. I owed money f...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:46 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Fuckyes CH 2: Whining At Losing
Replies: 2
Views: 236

Fuckyes CH 2: Whining At Losing

Don’t lose to learn how to win. Too much math. Fuck that shit. Then you become winner at losing. No time for that. Life is short. Get solid with one game. One game. Don’t dick around. What makes your enemies weak? That’s what you learn. Get in close. Make your play. Better odds. She didn’t like just...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: FUCKYES CH 1
Replies: 1
Views: 268

FUCKYES CH 1

"Pour connaître le pouvoir curatif de la Boisson, il faut tout d'abord nous familiariser avec l'aridité de l'horreur". FUCKYES CH 1 I knew that fucker Weeee-ill from back in High School. That was where we got high. All the fucking time. Then he left . He left after he fucked my bitch. I found that ...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:32 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: A RETURN TO FUCKNO: Coming Sooon
Replies: 1
Views: 260

A RETURN TO FUCKNO: Coming Sooon

A RETURN TO FUCKNO OR HARD GAINED AND EASILY LOST CHAPTER SOON Nothing at all stopped when I left that damned, dry, dusty desert. I had nothing to do with anything. I am not legally gulpable. I’m illegally gulpable. Care for a shot? Drink it like you mean it or get the fuck out of Fuckno . In a wor...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:17 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: ENDING of the ZID CHAPTERS
Replies: 5
Views: 585

ENDING of the ZID CHAPTERS

This is the ending to these tales I’ve been telling you all these years, and this one is dedicated to Sir Patrick Tilbury . It is proper to say thank you to those of you whom have read these TLDR things, Goblet you. Chalice. I am no one. I will continue to be No One. Palinka enjoyed Placebo. I do as...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:07 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: HOME LAND 3 : POLARIS
Replies: 3
Views: 564

HOME LAND 3 : POLARIS

“Kimmer. What do you want for a present on this holiday ?” “Mom. I want my brother back before the New Year.” “Kimmer. What are you asking me to do?” “I want you to rescue him. I want him back here, on our island. To be with us.” “Oh.” “…sorry…” “This will not give me much time. Ok, ok. Wipe your ey...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:40 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: HOMELAND 2 : LOCKS
Replies: 3
Views: 330

HOMELAND 2 : LOCKS

Locks are made to keep good people honest… But you know me. This was from Emeralda: “Oh, my goodness! Whew! You made me Thirsty! Would you grab something form the fridge? Something for us both, I mean. Then, we should have round two? I need you inside me.” “What do you have in there? Just cheese and...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:47 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: HOMELAND 1 : CHEESE CAKE
Replies: 3
Views: 390

HOMELAND 1 : CHEESE CAKE

A good friend said to me, tonight: Durch deine eigene Hand willst du deinem Schicksal begegnen However, it sounded like this: Mit ka huna mit ka funa Forgive me, I’ve been reading/listening/hearing/drinking very badly. Well, except for the last part. It hasn’t been only tonight. Now, DRINK! with me....