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by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 7:21 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9638
Views: 595787

Re: Whatcha listening to?

Apocalyptica

Due to being old.

Sentry! What is the password?

Düsseldorf!
by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8690
Views: 390429

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Imported flavor?

Yeah whatever. Import this.

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by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:34 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: back to the basics: The Blues
Replies: 3
Views: 2925

Re: back to the basics: The Blues

And I sat there, getting high, stoned Knocked out, and by the time I looked on the wall, at the old clock again And by that time t'was a quarter to two Last call for alcohol I said, "Hey, Mr. Bartender" Said, "Well, what do you want?" One bourbon, one scotch and one beer. - RIP John Lee Hooker (and ...
by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:28 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Saturday 28th February 2015
Replies: 18
Views: 5445

Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

ALL HAIL MODERN DRUNKARD, AND ESPECIALLY FKR, OUR FOUNDERARD.

Slurred be his name.
by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:23 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Gin and Tonic
Replies: 35
Views: 11326

Re: Gin and Tonic

...I've had occasion where I've purchased the bid 2L of tonic and didn't finish it. Then when I went back to it a week or so later, I found that it went bad. The shit doesn't have much of a shelf life after it's opened. So now I buy the little ones that come in 6 packs. TRVTH. Yup. When it comes to...
by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:16 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Straight Booze
Replies: 34
Views: 4903

Re: Straight Booze

Cheers young fellow, and here's a long haul of black ink from a giant squid, with which I fill my pen. I pour this sweet nectar on me pancakes. I brush my teeth with it. I chase my liquor with it. I clean my gears with it. if necessary, it makes a good personal lubricant. DRINK! Dude, for the last ...
by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:03 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Cheap Whiskey, Hold the Hangover
Replies: 20
Views: 3483

Re: Cheap Whiskey, Hold the Hangover

My local liquor store (where I am President, King, and God, and they give me free stuff because I pay cash) started selling handles, yes handles, of Wild Turkey 101 for $18. Those things are worth close to 50 bucks retail. The distributor made a mistake, or the owner did. Either way, I am proceeding...
by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:58 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drinking Games: Circle of Death, Ring of Fire, all that jazz
Replies: 26
Views: 2726

Re: Drinking Games of The Day

peetie44 wrote:
Patchez wrote:Hey I know a great drinking game. It's called "shut up and drink". Ever try it?
Sounds exciting...what are the rules?
Rule 1: Shut up.

Rule 2: Drink up.

Rule 3: Rinse, lather, repeat if desired.
by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:52 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bottle sizes
Replies: 19
Views: 1371

Re: Bottle sizes

Mr. Viking wrote:Booznik, if you want, we can go further and introduce modern and archaic kegg/barrel sizes
Whaddaya firkin talkin' about?
by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:42 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Shit monday
Replies: 154
Views: 10975

Re: Shit monday

oettinger wrote:According to some drunkard counseling I recieved on skype I already should have thrown my girlfriend in front of a train.
You did. The train threw her back. Apparently, it was meant to be.
by booznik
Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: R.I.P Leonard Nimoy
Replies: 18
Views: 825

Re: R.I.P Leonard Nimoy

For those with the attention span to get through it: I found this interview absolutely fascinating.

RIP good man.
by booznik
Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
Replies: 1434
Views: 73227

Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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by booznik
Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:37 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: THE CHASIST
Replies: 1826
Views: 59226

Re: THE CHASIST

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by booznik
Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1247
Views: 56075

Re: Sunday

Palinka wrote: Does the pope shit in the woods?
Well, the previous one did.

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by booznik
Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:41 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bottle sizes
Replies: 19
Views: 1371

Re: Bottle sizes

...In North America, beers by the case are more often sold...in 12's, 18's or 24. In cans, you can also get the fabulous 36-pack, which equals three 12-packs in one box. It's been a long time since I bought one, but the young slim girl at the cash register couldn't lift it. She needed help. That am...