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by oldsmartskunk
Sun May 17, 2020 11:47 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
Replies: 39
Views: 5890

Re: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's

scream ale wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 7:54 pm
Accidentally?
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by oldsmartskunk
Sat May 16, 2020 2:52 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: THE CHASIST
Replies: 1831
Views: 62909

Re: THE CHASIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
Another goody from Germany! Haaaaaaaaaa
by oldsmartskunk
Wed May 13, 2020 1:44 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 1221
Views: 40161

Re: Shit we hate:

oettinger wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 12:28 pm
I hate crying babies
This is basically you after 4 bottles of vodka - laying on the floor, screaming and crying ,because AXL Rose looks like old fat woman, haaa
by oldsmartskunk
Thu May 07, 2020 1:12 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
Replies: 39
Views: 5890

Re: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's

I remember these kind words when i accidentally cum in my eye again.
by oldsmartskunk
Mon May 04, 2020 3:34 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
Replies: 39
Views: 5890

Re: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's

These challenging times . Damn virus forced us into self preservation mode or should I say self conservation ! I don't I have ever drank that much booze on day to day basis . Having said that ... Cheap media have been pushing the idea it is a perfect time to have sex with your partner . And that is ...
by oldsmartskunk
Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:48 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 870
Views: 40647

Re: Shit we love:

A piece by great modern philosopher who is ,in fact, driving Lexus pick up truck "Floating downriver on big titties with bottle of vodka and malt liquor; this is American way"
by oldsmartskunk
Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:55 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 1221
Views: 40161

Re: Shit we hate:

Dick Eagle's golfing stories. His country club. Also golf in general.
by oldsmartskunk
Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:20 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: The Drunken Jig
Replies: 3
Views: 4667

Re: The Drunken Jig

When you seriously drink there are no wrong dance moves or women that are too fat... By back tells me otherwise.
by oldsmartskunk
Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:26 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunkard Injuries
Replies: 236
Views: 39692

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Shoooo, you damn nazis , nobody wants to hear you weird sexploitation stories about your ulalah ding dongs and wiener schnitzels .
by oldsmartskunk
Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:00 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The panic has begun ladies and gentleman, time to stock up!
Replies: 147
Views: 4232

Re: The panic has begun ladies and gentleman, time to stock up!

These are great times . Got drunk at 8am and passed out. Getting drunk again.
by oldsmartskunk
Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:24 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: THE CHASIST Part II
Replies: 103
Views: 14125

Re: THE CHASIST Part II

Long distance dedication and shout-out to Oldsmartskunk who created this thread and for the Germans who deny that this gold originated from their country (minus the rap of course 'cause that's 'Murrica). Modern Talking - Brother Louie If you want to be low life thug in Lithuania here is a list of t...
by oldsmartskunk
Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:20 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WTF?
Replies: 76
Views: 3822

Re: WTF?

Let's call it a "Wang pretending to be a cunt" and leave it at that .
by oldsmartskunk
Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WTF?
Replies: 76
Views: 3822

Re: WTF?

Random fact: you that song by corey hart sunglasses at night? So during the chorus i've always heard him singing "don't masturbate with the guys in shade, hold on"
by oldsmartskunk
Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!
Replies: 67
Views: 2216

Re: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!

You know that's guy, right? Fat, unemployed furniture humping guy living in his parents basement.