- oldsmartskunk edition "My genetics need to be preserved." "I seen my women walk like cowboys the morning after" oett to oss: Did you bang her? (asking if he banged his best friends gf) oss: No I didn't. It's always bros before hos. Words to live by. I would still bang Oetinger while Artfull Is sl...

oettinger wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:50 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:42 am

screw that, getting loaded like Andre the giant tonight.

So much for:
Health and well being maintenance for drunks

I'm a drunkard not a public health inspector. We're here for a good time!

Did 14 days of no drinking. I have even become productive at work and got raise... You know, screw that, getting loaded like Andre the giant tonight.

so did i,already at the point of no return or... stopping

Pretty much the same thing, just cheaper.

Water mixed with electrolytes. Get some at a pharmacy. Nectar of gods, helps you recover way faster.

oettinger wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 13, 2024 8:27 pm

Lithuanian shaman, what is afterbooe?

Well after boozing to hard one may sleep like shit, sweat like greasy piece of bacon and general discomfort. I bet this stronger version would knock evil pomeranian out.

CBD oil! Get at least 15% version, plop the full dropper and relax. You will sleep well. Even after booze.

oettinger wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 12, 2024 7:51 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 12, 2024 1:39 pm

Tarantelnest - tarantula nest is a word for ass hair that looks like lots of spider legs.

No

You're just not hip enough to know these things. And you do own a tarantula nest in da crack

Tarantelnest - tarantula nest is a word for ass hair that looks like lots of spider legs.

Outfield - all drugs in the world
All the drugs, all the drugs in the world
All the drugs, I'll be sending you girl

oettinger wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:25 am

Good evening sunday drunks,

so tonight is amateur night. Do you buy any firecrackers or do you rather spent it on booze?
It`s booze for me.

Cheers

Real man needs only one crack in his life - th eone that deals with his drunkarrhea. Cheers

Staying away from booze for a time. That may be helpful.
Also, 7 day fast. Only drink water and animal protein based bone broth. It will change you in a good way.

oettinger wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:00 am

oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:53 am

Alman - is a slang term in German reffering to a stereotypical German person, often perceived as meticulous, orderly or conventional.

Nope. Where do you find this BS?

Dictionary of German slang. It's probably bavarians you hate so much