I drink. Not like in eighth grade, when my friends and I would each save enough out of our lunch money during the week to buy four quarts of beer and chug them down one after the other on Friday night, or in high school when I'd put away a half case of Budweiser and a liter of Yukon Jack just to ge...

I want to be the face of Wild Turkey. I would pour myslef into it. I would drink more of it that nanybody else. that's what I would do.very night fuck mathew maceklhenie he probably drnk it once with a buddy and got kinda buzzed I will get shitfaced drunk daily for your label Please drink responsib...

- would have thought I'm the only person as willfully fucked in the head as I happen to be.

Shit, take a drive through a city like LA. That's already how it is. I'm pretty anti-Trump but driving through LA is the only time I start to think he may be right about that wall. Naw man, most of the Mexicans in LA work their asses off. They percentage of "bad" Mexicans is the same as any other r...

mistah willies wrote:

AntonArkydivich wrote:
Is it that bad? I heard it was good for shit beer.

Yes on all three counts. i am not a man of high standards, but I do have discriminating taste in shitty beers.

A poet, a scholar, and a Drunkard

Irish coffees are good, but only if they're made right. I don't feel like spewing out the recipe right now, but a good irish coffee is perfect. Otherwise, gin. A flask of gin is the perfect companion to winter. Yep, I'm a big fan of the ol' flask in the chest pocket, so it stays warm. But Bullshot ...

Sorry to add straight clear thought to the debate, but it doesn't matter what you think in your little drunken minds, Trump has warned time and again we are headed to a global collapse. So, laugh and debauch, fuck if I care but it's all happening now before the election and the Democrat party in po...

Oh cool. Thanks. I'll have to track down a copy. It sounds neat, and I don't read enough stuff from the new millennium.

And I'm cool with the fantasy/folklore stuff. It seems like that's kinda the point of fiction, to some degree. Thanks again for the recommendation.

Man, shitty in Houston today. God is trying to drown the city. My greyhound was delayed two hours

Bur wrote:All the light we cannot see by Anthony Doerr.

Two thirds deep and it's staying excellent. I'm quite confident recommending this already though.

Wuzzit bout?

Just finished Dead Souls by Gogol, working on Cats Cradle by Vonnegut. Love me some Vonnegut.

oettinger wrote:

AntonArkydivich wrote:My parents were not being responsible.

That`s an understatement. I for myself don`t know how loaded my father was when he created me. Atleast he found the right hole.

You don't know that. Maybe you're an asstastic miracle. Maybe I should stop mixing old grandad and mikes harder. Who knoooooows?!

^ ^ ^ HA! I'm beating Lush city to the point he will make. HAARP owns weather controlling devices operated by NASA up there. I think that's what he would say... http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/haarp4.jpg My mom worked there, my grandparents live thirty-forty miles away. They shut it ...

I would hope so

#250 booked plane tickets to Grenada with my leftover miles from my credit card. Not a great way to wake up, but not a terrible way to wake up once my wife calmed down. Hey why not! Right? Got a guy I know who I played ball with in high school down there. Religious, albeit quite interesting and ple...

Speaking of rum urine, I was stealing sips from a tall yellow can that had diamonds on the side. http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/g/eJ0AAOSw7hRWQpX4/s-l140.jpg My dad said, "beer, willie" and I would be the bartender/fridge robber. High five, good times Good five year old, high times. . Is it th...