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by givemesomepils
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: mountain dew, Mccormick's, and Black Sabbath
Replies: 5
Views: 304

mountain dew, Mccormick's, and Black Sabbath

As i sit in a flea ridden trailer only to occasionally escape to a job i hate, and weather i can only describe as hot and sticky, i can say 3 thingsare making my holiday better. The only actually essential parts of this are the mcormicks and black sabbath. As many of you dont know, i was inspired to...
by givemesomepils
Tue May 30, 2017 11:57 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I am tired
Replies: 15
Views: 661

Re: I am tired

Wow. I finally made a short drive to Louisiana from here (a friend wanted to buy about 100 50 mil vodka bottles to resell, and i was the only ride). Anyway i did not know every gas station had a god damn casino attached to it, that close to where i live.
by givemesomepils
Fri May 26, 2017 6:57 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I am tired
Replies: 15
Views: 661

Re: I am tired

Apereantly my lizard brain wanted me yo lay on the for because "it felt good"
by givemesomepils
Mon May 22, 2017 2:30 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunkard Injuries
Replies: 126
Views: 30382

Re: Drunkard Injuries

its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find. scrapyard? there must be a load of rusted out '98 F150s. Otherwise I'm sure a decent motor mechanic could bypass the detector It is hard to find airbags for this mod...
by givemesomepils
Sun May 21, 2017 4:55 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunkard Injuries
Replies: 126
Views: 30382

Re: Drunkard Injuries

mistah willies wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 2:42 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 6:47 am
This is so totally you. Wow. Is the car ok?

Friggin Oett; "Yeah yeah, you're OK, but what about the car?"


Good to see you are still alive. You must have three lives left, huh Pils?



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Tbh im suprised too with the way my days go sometimes
by givemesomepils
Sun May 21, 2017 4:53 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunkard Injuries
Replies: 126
Views: 30382

Re: Drunkard Injuries

oettinger wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 6:47 am
This is so totally you. Wow. Is the car ok?
Its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.
by givemesomepils
Sun May 21, 2017 4:24 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I am tired
Replies: 15
Views: 661

Re: I am tired

my word, taking a break from drinking made a huge difference in it's effects. this is the first alcohol only blackout i can (not) remember in the last 2 years. I came to the site today to post a complaint about my hangover to find this. by the way, about my hangover, I don't honestly know how i kept...
by givemesomepils
Sat May 20, 2017 11:30 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I am tired
Replies: 15
Views: 661

I am tired

Fuck how do you guys keep going? Im so tired of everything?
by givemesomepils
Sat May 20, 2017 7:31 pm
Forum: Drunkardtainment
Topic: Drunkard Comedy
Replies: 59
Views: 8180

Re: Drunkard Comedy

Hey just wanted to see if any of you guys have besn watching brockmire?

For those of you who dont know its a fictional show following the disgraced alcoholic mlb anouncer jim brockmire after he finds a job in the minor leauges.
by givemesomepils
Sat May 20, 2017 6:55 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunkard Injuries
Replies: 126
Views: 30382

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries. Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week. I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here. Dude. Now there is a true tale. Do tell....
by givemesomepils
Thu May 11, 2017 6:53 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunkard Injuries
Replies: 126
Views: 30382

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries.

Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.

I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
by givemesomepils
Thu May 11, 2017 6:47 pm
Forum: Drunkardtainment
Topic: Drunkard Comedy
Replies: 59
Views: 8180

Re: Drunkard Comedy

mistah willies wrote:
Sat Apr 15, 2017 7:56 pm
Famous Drunkard comedian tells a Not Sfa eFor Kids tale. About bunnies.

Not the Hugh Hefner kind, mind you.

O yeah i forgot the nsfw
by givemesomepils
Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:10 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunkard Injuries
Replies: 126
Views: 30382

Re: Drunkard Injuries

I hurt my ankle two months ago. I can`t remember how I did it. Must have tripped on the curb on the sidewalk. I remember some bloody scratches. Depending on the movement I do I still feel something`s wrong. Should I just say goodbye, nice knowing you and saw the foot off? Btw is liver failure consi...
by givemesomepils
Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:06 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunkard Injuries
Replies: 126
Views: 30382

Re: Drunkard Injuries

hey guys, its been a while. I've been doing as well as you could expect if you remember me (possibly better depending on your take of me). anyway down to the point, i ended up getting my foot bitten by fire ants after having to walk to my house recently. This was because the car wasn't able to make ...
by givemesomepils
Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:52 pm
Forum: Drunkardtainment
Topic: Drunkard Comedy
Replies: 59
Views: 8180

Re: Drunkard Comedy

a nice little 7 second video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvLOGZE0Xs

and, I cannot remember how to format it to have words instead of the url