As i sit in a flea ridden trailer only to occasionally escape to a job i hate, and weather i can only describe as hot and sticky, i can say 3 thingsare making my holiday better. The only actually essential parts of this are the mcormicks and black sabbath. As many of you dont know, i was inspired to...

Wow. I finally made a short drive to Louisiana from here (a friend wanted to buy about 100 50 mil vodka bottles to resell, and i was the only ride). Anyway i did not know every gas station had a god damn casino attached to it, that close to where i live.

Apereantly my lizard brain wanted me yo lay on the for because "it felt good"

its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find. scrapyard? there must be a load of rusted out '98 F150s. Otherwise I'm sure a decent motor mechanic could bypass the detector It is hard to find airbags for this mod...

mistah willies wrote: ↑

Sun May 21, 2017 2:42 pm

oettinger wrote: ↑

Sun May 21, 2017 6:47 am

This is so totally you. Wow. Is the car ok?

Friggin Oett; "Yeah yeah, you're OK, but what about the car?"


Good to see you are still alive. You must have three lives left, huh Pils?



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Tbh im suprised too with the way my days go sometimes

oettinger wrote: ↑

Sun May 21, 2017 6:47 am

This is so totally you. Wow. Is the car ok?

Its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find.

my word, taking a break from drinking made a huge difference in it's effects. this is the first alcohol only blackout i can (not) remember in the last 2 years. I came to the site today to post a complaint about my hangover to find this. by the way, about my hangover, I don't honestly know how i kept...

Fuck how do you guys keep going? Im so tired of everything?

Hey just wanted to see if any of you guys have besn watching brockmire?

For those of you who dont know its a fictional show following the disgraced alcoholic mlb anouncer jim brockmire after he finds a job in the minor leauges.

Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries. Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week. I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here. Dude. Now there is a true tale. Do tell....

Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries.

Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.

I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.

mistah willies wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 15, 2017 7:56 pm

Famous Drunkard comedian tells a Not Sfa eFor Kids tale. About bunnies.

Not the Hugh Hefner kind, mind you.

O yeah i forgot the nsfw

I hurt my ankle two months ago. I can`t remember how I did it. Must have tripped on the curb on the sidewalk. I remember some bloody scratches. Depending on the movement I do I still feel something`s wrong. Should I just say goodbye, nice knowing you and saw the foot off? Btw is liver failure consi...

hey guys, its been a while. I've been doing as well as you could expect if you remember me (possibly better depending on your take of me). anyway down to the point, i ended up getting my foot bitten by fire ants after having to walk to my house recently. This was because the car wasn't able to make ...

a nice little 7 second video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvLOGZE0Xs

and, I cannot remember how to format it to have words instead of the url