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- Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:21 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: mountain dew, Mccormick's, and Black Sabbath
- Replies: 5
- Views: 842
mountain dew, Mccormick's, and Black Sabbath
As i sit in a flea ridden trailer only to occasionally escape to a job i hate, and weather i can only describe as hot and sticky, i can say 3 thingsare making my holiday better. The only actually essential parts of this are the mcormicks and black sabbath. As many of you dont know, i was inspired to...
- Tue May 30, 2017 11:57 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I am tired
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2096
Re: I am tired
Wow. I finally made a short drive to Louisiana from here (a friend wanted to buy about 100 50 mil vodka bottles to resell, and i was the only ride). Anyway i did not know every gas station had a god damn casino attached to it, that close to where i live.
- Fri May 26, 2017 6:57 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I am tired
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2096
Re: I am tired
Apereantly my lizard brain wanted me yo lay on the for because "it felt good"
- Mon May 22, 2017 2:30 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunkard Injuries
- Replies: 304
- Views: 195314
Re: Drunkard Injuries
its fine vut it wont start until i replace the airbags, which is pissing me off because airbags for a 98 f150 are impossible to find. scrapyard? there must be a load of rusted out '98 F150s. Otherwise I'm sure a decent motor mechanic could bypass the detector It is hard to find airbags for this mod...
- Sun May 21, 2017 4:55 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunkard Injuries
- Replies: 304
- Views: 195314
Re: Drunkard Injuries
Tbh im suprised too with the way my days go sometimesmistah willies wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2017 2:42 pm
Friggin Oett; "Yeah yeah, you're OK, but what about the car?"
Good to see you are still alive. You must have three lives left, huh Pils?
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- Sun May 21, 2017 4:53 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunkard Injuries
- Replies: 304
- Views: 195314
- Sun May 21, 2017 4:24 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I am tired
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2096
Re: I am tired
my word, taking a break from drinking made a huge difference in it's effects. this is the first alcohol only blackout i can (not) remember in the last 2 years. I came to the site today to post a complaint about my hangover to find this. by the way, about my hangover, I don't honestly know how i kept...
- Sat May 20, 2017 11:30 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I am tired
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2096
I am tired
Fuck how do you guys keep going? Im so tired of everything?
- Sat May 20, 2017 7:31 pm
- Forum: Drunkardtainment
- Topic: Drunkard Comedy
- Replies: 61
- Views: 57197
Re: Drunkard Comedy
Hey just wanted to see if any of you guys have besn watching brockmire?
For those of you who dont know its a fictional show following the disgraced alcoholic mlb anouncer jim brockmire after he finds a job in the minor leauges.
For those of you who dont know its a fictional show following the disgraced alcoholic mlb anouncer jim brockmire after he finds a job in the minor leauges.
- Sat May 20, 2017 6:55 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunkard Injuries
- Replies: 304
- Views: 195314
Re: Drunkard Injuries
Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries. Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week. I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here. Dude. Now there is a true tale. Do tell....
- Thu May 11, 2017 6:53 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunkard Injuries
- Replies: 304
- Views: 195314
Re: Drunkard Injuries
Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries.
Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.
I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.
I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
- Thu May 11, 2017 6:47 pm
- Forum: Drunkardtainment
- Topic: Drunkard Comedy
- Replies: 61
- Views: 57197
Re: Drunkard Comedy
mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2017 7:56 pmFamous Drunkard comedian tells a Not Sfa eFor Kids tale. About bunnies.
Not the Hugh Hefner kind, mind you.
O yeah i forgot the nsfw
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:10 am
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunkard Injuries
- Replies: 304
- Views: 195314
Re: Drunkard Injuries
I hurt my ankle two months ago. I can`t remember how I did it. Must have tripped on the curb on the sidewalk. I remember some bloody scratches. Depending on the movement I do I still feel something`s wrong. Should I just say goodbye, nice knowing you and saw the foot off? Btw is liver failure consi...
- Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:06 am
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunkard Injuries
- Replies: 304
- Views: 195314
Re: Drunkard Injuries
hey guys, its been a while. I've been doing as well as you could expect if you remember me (possibly better depending on your take of me). anyway down to the point, i ended up getting my foot bitten by fire ants after having to walk to my house recently. This was because the car wasn't able to make ...
- Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:52 pm
- Forum: Drunkardtainment
- Topic: Drunkard Comedy
- Replies: 61
- Views: 57197
Re: Drunkard Comedy
a nice little 7 second video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvLOGZE0Xs
and, I cannot remember how to format it to have words instead of the url
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvLOGZE0Xs
and, I cannot remember how to format it to have words instead of the url