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by rivuxgamma
Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:04 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1281
Views: 135945

Re: Ask Savage

SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:45 am
Why is your doctor drinking your pee?


apparently that used to be a thing back in the day
if it was sweet, that was an indication of diabetes

with urea being a yeast nutrient in homebrewing, does that mean that pee wine could be a thing?
by rivuxgamma
Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:30 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Sutors Gin
Replies: 6
Views: 2479

Re: Sutors Gin

I had myself a mirthful chuckle at the edit.
by rivuxgamma
Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:24 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
Replies: 48
Views: 4746

Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze

I've found that cramming Rose's lime syrup in about anything just overpowers it if you use enough. It's like lime-flavored Pledge.
by rivuxgamma
Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:28 pm
Forum: The Rest
Topic: The rules of drunken chess
Replies: 1
Views: 685

The rules of drunken chess

I'm gonna meet up with an old buddy soon and I'm gonna try to get him to play drunken chess. Only problem is that we could never agree on the rules. Where we differ in opinions is what happens when you take an opponent's piece. I think it's best if the person taking the piece takes a drink as more o...
by rivuxgamma
Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:16 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Your favorite flask packer
Replies: 27
Views: 3181

Re: Your favorite flask packer

oettinger wrote:Gentlemen my new flask:
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Ha! you probably could get a buzz off gasoline especially that E85 shit. it'd be pretty efficient if you could overcome the effects of the rest of the contents
by rivuxgamma
Sun Aug 30, 2015 11:50 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: You Might Be A Drunkard If...
Replies: 2
Views: 287

Re: You Might Be A Drunkard If...

you might be a drunkard if you can recall your username and password perfectly, but your damn traitorous hands refuse to combine them properly
by rivuxgamma
Sat Aug 29, 2015 3:30 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting
Replies: 51
Views: 10842

Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

givemesomepils wrote:On the metal festival I once puked in a huge beer mug and tried to re-drink the vomit to unsatisfactorily results.
That is very metal of you. Well done!
by rivuxgamma
Sat Aug 29, 2015 3:24 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Your favorite flask packer
Replies: 27
Views: 3181

Re: Your favorite flask packer

I go with cheap whiskey. I dunno why but I dislike the idea of nice booze in a flask. Speaking of flasks, what do you guys go with? I have a plastic one, but it makes the booze taste funny when it gets warm. And the only metal ones I've tried are made with shitty Chinese stainless that rusts after a...
by rivuxgamma
Sat Aug 29, 2015 3:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Homebrew mishap
Replies: 24
Views: 1549

Homebrew mishap

I've been making wine out of frozen fruit juice concentrate, water, sugar and regular baking yeast in 2-liter bottles for a while since I'm a cheapass. I didn't get or make an airlock and just burped the bottles a few times every day and it was working fine til one fateful day. I was stuck in bed wi...
by rivuxgamma
Sat Aug 29, 2015 3:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Lets play a drunken chain game
Replies: 15
Views: 3056

Re: Lets play a drunken chain game

I know! I know! It's the second one because there's a black woman instead of a black man!

I'd post more pics, but I keep getting this "Sorry, the board attachment quota has been reached." message.
by rivuxgamma
Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:43 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Lets play a drunken chain game
Replies: 15
Views: 3056

Re: Lets play a drunken chain game

Captain Morgan danced through my head. Least that's what I planned to say. It came out more "can more dammit!"
by rivuxgamma
Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:35 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Learn something every day
Replies: 192
Views: 11511

Re: Learn something every day

I learned that the American possum is completely immune to nearly every kind of venom and even to some inorganic poisons.

I need to find one of those bastards and see if they get hangovers.
by rivuxgamma
Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The 1%
Replies: 482
Views: 36549

Re: The 1%

Damn, looks like I came in late.

I was gonna add 1% blood of your enemy.
If you don't have any, punch the nearest loudmouth and take his blood.
by rivuxgamma
Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weird Stuff
Replies: 821
Views: 57154

Re: Weird Stuff

Savage wrote: Well , too bad. that just makes me say, how pretty. I guess I'm lucky with my seizure disorder. Except when I end up in an ambulance racing down the freeway.

Ah. Well, I didn't intend to be mean with it. Late drinking makes me a bit of a dick sometimes.


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by rivuxgamma
Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:16 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weird Stuff
Replies: 821
Views: 57154

Re: Weird Stuff

Nothing quite like a little Finnish death metal. With bear suits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTtSCh1AmQM I couldn't leave it at just one. This one's a little more Irish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkh_Ag2hkaU Here's one to play if an epileptic is pissing you off https://www.youtube.com/watc...