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by brandonman
Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What forums/threads on MDM do you boycott?
Replies: 36
Views: 1985

Re: What forums/threads on MDM do you boycott?

I boycott all threads created by that guy from Germany, that girl who used to live in Hawaii, that dude from Colorado who keeps switching jobs, that truck loader dude in San Diego, those twin assholes with beards, the rich guy from El Segundo with the spiral staircase, the guy who smokes pot and st...
by brandonman
Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:05 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8703
Views: 390766

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Homemade martinis. Gin, of course. I'm not a plebeian. Gin drinkers of the world, UNITE!
by brandonman
Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:00 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Rotgut whiskey vs. premium whiskey
Replies: 20
Views: 2261

Re: Rotgut whiskey vs. premium whiskey

I have a theory on whiskeys. The enjoyability to price relationship is an inverse parabola. At the very bottom shelf, you have really enjoyable whiskeys. They're really smooth, and make no effort to produce interesting tastes. In fact, they try to do the opposite. They want to mask all the flavor. Y...
by brandonman
Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:18 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Long Island Iced Coffees
Replies: 4
Views: 699

Long Island Iced Coffees

Lads, an original drunkard invention, coming your way. If this exists out in the ether already, well, fuck 'em! It's good! Our bartender donated her old coffeepot to the bar this week. It's on. My best friend and I sat with her, and developed a new drink with her ( and then later got hammered and ki...
by brandonman
Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:12 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Of benders and drunkarrhea
Replies: 18
Views: 738

Re: Of benders and drunkarrhea

I'm convinced that most issues for drunkards are caused by being outside of the comfort zone. My first day or two traveling with people from work, for example, (even when I know they're above-casual drinkers and won't look down on what they SEE of me), I tend to have to excuse myself from dinner (af...
by brandonman
Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:06 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Liquor brands paired with Tobacco brands
Replies: 35
Views: 1227

Re: Liquor brands paired with Tobacco brands

Seagram's Gin and Tonic pairs well with Camel Turkish Royals (There used to be a light and normal designation. They're now a red and gold pack for the tasty normals, and whatever else the other ones turned into). Old Crow also pairs well with them. Old Crow and Evan Williams also pair well with Wins...
by brandonman
Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Look what I've got!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 221

Re: Look what I've got!!!

I want pictures already!
by brandonman
Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:37 pm
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: What is your favorite cheap, disgusting food?
Replies: 40
Views: 2099

Re: What is your favorite cheap, disgusting food?

My dad and I have a family tradition of taking bunny or wonder bread, slathering it with grape jelly, and then putting two slices of deer sausage on one half of it, and folding it over and eating it as a sandwich. It's fucking phenomenal, but people always say it sounds disgusting. Best paired with ...
by brandonman
Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:02 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Moderating
Replies: 47
Views: 2222

Re: Moderating

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:02 pm
^ ^ ^Settle down, boys. You are all winners. You all get a trophy for participating. Oett's is just tinier than the other ones.
god DAMN
by brandonman
Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Replies: 482
Views: 19946

Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

Pizza. Wife forgets to notify me that she's ordered pizza before passing out on the couch. Hopefully you ate the whole pizza so she learned her lesson. Heres to this. The bartender and the off-duty kitchen guy ordered two pizzas on Sunday. I was getting sorta weak pours on my G&Ts, so threw in a co...
by brandonman
Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:33 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Replies: 482
Views: 19946

Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

God damn, I need another drink. Round of Old Crow on the rocks for all the lads here, and make them doubles.

and, uh, put it on willies tab, he said it was okay.
by brandonman
Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Im Known as SexMachine
Replies: 30
Views: 773

Re: Im Known as SexMachine

Brandonman, you rarely post, did you get a notification from the terms "sex" and "machine" in your gmail? Why do you have to call a brother out like that?! (No, I've just taken an interest in posting and commiserating with you sad fuckers again. Well, everybody except Oettinger. He smells like saue...
by brandonman
Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:40 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Moderating
Replies: 47
Views: 2222

Re: Moderating

oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:19 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:02 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:07 pm


nor polite,

fuck off now
dick.
Why do you always have to be so personal about world wars?Q
!/
Don't make us drop a 3rd bomb.

Oh, wait. Wrong badguys.

Don't make us come slap you silly again.
by brandonman
Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:13 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Im Known as SexMachine
Replies: 30
Views: 773

Re: Im Known as SexMachine

Sammy wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:29 am
How about Sex Robot? You do remind me of this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI
I forgot about that skit.

"COULD WE PUT HIM IN ANOTHA FUCKIN' CELL, PLEASE?"
by brandonman
Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:10 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8703
Views: 390766

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Evan Williams.

Going to be doing a night after night comparison of the Old Crow vs Evan Williams hangover, sometime in the near future, when I have a whole weekend free of obligations.