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by Artful Drunktective
Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 263
Views: 7447

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts


^ ^ ^
GAY wars
Fishsticks
Terminator
drunk of course
not sure what a "to nut" is but i do like coconut

Are you having another ayuerism there, punkin?
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: little known facts about Oettinger
Replies: 388
Views: 10932

Re: little known facts about Oettinger

He sits at the kiddie table when he dines with his family.
by Artful Drunktective
Sat Dec 08, 2018 8:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: YKYDW....
Replies: 144
Views: 7524

Re: YKYDW....

Patchez wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:20 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:06 pm
You move to Germany to be with Oettinger.
You even want to be with Oettinger.
HA! Nice italics.
by Artful Drunktective
Sat Dec 08, 2018 4:01 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: So, does anyone here have Schweddy Balls?
Replies: 3
Views: 185

Re: So, does anyone here have Schweddy Balls?

It's that time of year again for Schweddy Balls!
by Artful Drunktective
Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:06 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: YKYDW....
Replies: 144
Views: 7524

Re: YKYDW....

You move to Germany to be with Oettinger.
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:30 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The ways of Artful living
Replies: 70
Views: 2725

Re: The ways of Artful living

Well if I did get preggos it was conceived on your pillowless and stainy pizza bedspread which coincidentally also has pizza crumbs sprinkled upon it. At least that neanderthal mutant flipper baby hybrid will be the Optimus Prime of drunks with these magnificent drunkard "genes".
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:13 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
Replies: 234
Views: 6156

Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze

Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 10:21 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:25 pm
He got salmonella from romaine lettuce at brunch today.
Ih shit. You're right. And I blamed it on undercooked bacon.
Why must you always order your food crispy? You know it's always going to come out under-cooked.
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:09 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Replies: 182
Views: 4783

Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Mild flavor salsa

Mai Tai's

Movies about hostage situations

Movies about prisons

Michael J. Fox

When a one hit wonder band has a "Greatest Hits" album.
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:04 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
Replies: 234
Views: 6156

Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze

He likes to lay down his romantic tracks on a Maxell 120, including but not limited to the following bands: *Journey *Barry Manilow *Bryan Adams *Chicago *Boston *Kansas *Toto *Bachman Turner Overdrive *Electric Light Orchestra *Whitney Houston *Bon Jovi *Skid Row *Brett Micheals *Tommy Lee *Starsh...
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:52 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 385
Views: 8795

Re: Shit we love:

Throwing Oettinger's swim trunks across Badfellow's house when they were filled with sand and it scattered everywhere.
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:49 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 743
Views: 56053

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

I'm that guy who likes to sit off to the side and enjoy my drink alone. Never one for much conversation (good or bad), I'll say a friendly word or two if cornered however, perhaps more if I drink enough lol. Gin and tonics Kentucky bourbons neat Blood Mary's Manhattans Mimosas Dirty Martinis Light ...
by Artful Drunktective
Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:04 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
Replies: 234
Views: 6156

Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze

He 's had two vasectomies.
by Artful Drunktective
Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:09 am
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies We'd Like to See Again
Replies: 823
Views: 46688

Re: Movies We'd Like to See Again

The Last Samurai 2003 Goes well with Saki or Beer. Welcome fellow Drunkard! Please tell us a bit about yourself here so we can get to know you better! Welcome! Also, inquiring drunks want to know...did you eat everything in that Bloody Mary and can you tell us what all was in it? Cheers!
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things Badfellow should choke on
Replies: 166
Views: 4970

Re: Things Badfellow should choke on

^^^ LOL yeah Badfellow choke on Patchy's package and your non existent sleaze-free pillows.
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things Badfellow should choke on
Replies: 166
Views: 4970

Re: Things Badfellow should choke on

^ ^ ^ HAA! Count me in to witness that one!