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by Artful Drunktective
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:43 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 938
Views: 18232

Re: Shit we hate:

Freezing to death when you get out of the shower. Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies When people decorate for holidays waaaay too early. When people decorate for holidays like Easter. Egg ornaments? Really??? On that note, not finding Cadbury Creme Eggs all year round. Movies where people have amnesi...
by Artful Drunktective
Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:31 am
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9208
Views: 538840

Re: Whatcha listening to?

Bloodhound Gang

Along comes Mary
by Artful Drunktective
Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: TOP 10 lists
Replies: 168
Views: 3989

Re: TOP 10 lists

A bartender at Applebees. HA! Please enlighten. How hard can it be to serve 21 year olds peach margaritas? Yes mining has to be shittastic not to mention claustrophobic which I would hate. I think I would have to add to the shit jobs list, the mechanics who have to repair the windmills and people t...
by Artful Drunktective
Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: TOP 10 lists
Replies: 168
Views: 3989

Re: TOP 10 dream / shit jobs part 2

TOP 10 jobs I would never want to have...

Ass wiper in a hospital

Coroner

Airline pilot

President

Ice road trucker

Gyno / proctologist

Crime scene cleaner-upper

Anything on one of those crab fishing boats

Anything slaughterhouse related

Anything sewage related
by Artful Drunktective
Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:52 am
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies We'd Like to See Again
Replies: 898
Views: 53134

Re: Movies We'd Like to See Again

Scavenger Hunt from 1979. Actually found the entire movie on youtube. Scavenger Hunt trailer Fantastic. Love it. What a star studded cast. Reminds me of "It's a Mad Mad Mad World", a star filled cross country hunt. Also later Cannonball Run. Love those too. There was all sorts of gold in Scavenger ...
by Artful Drunktective
Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:44 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: TOP 10 lists
Replies: 168
Views: 3989

Re: TOP 10 dream / shit jobs?

TOP 10 jobs I would have liked but will never have... A porn star - no not really. A REAL detective-homicide & missing persons investigator A lemonade / beer stand shack worker at the lake or beach Food critic Paranormal investigator Bait shop / liquor store owner Plant shop / greenhouse worker & o...
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:55 am
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies We'd Like to See Again
Replies: 898
Views: 53134

Re: Movies We'd Like to See Again

Scavenger Hunt from 1979. Actually found the entire movie on youtube.
Scavenger Hunt trailer
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:38 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: This Hangover...
Replies: 69
Views: 3376

Re: This Hangover...

I rarely have a visitor as bad as this hangover. He's a real asshole. He won't let me sleep, he's playing Mariachi music in my head As for the Mariachi music, I can't for the life of me determine the dynamics behind the music in my head, especially when hungover. It's like a subconscious DJ of pure...
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:10 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: THE CHASIST Part II
Replies: 83
Views: 5036

Re: THE CHASIST Part II

by Artful Drunktective
Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:46 am
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9208
Views: 538840

Re: Whatcha listening to?

Not a proud moment for me in the 90's. Well actually there were lots...

Slaughter
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:43 am
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
Replies: 161
Views: 9416

Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again

Perfect Storm, I can never see again; I'm fine. The 9/11 film about the passengers that fought back...Nah, I'm good. Anything where people die, and their death is the point, I'm cool with. I don't need it. I see movies for release and escapism, i don't want reality in my shit. Agreed. That's why I ...
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:49 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 938
Views: 18232

Re: Shit we hate:

When you are excited to watch something on youtube only to realize it's playing in a tiny box in the corner of the screen. Thanks asshole. Repost: only now I would like to add when the voices are in high speed or the video quality is just pure shit. Thanks for wasting everyone's time! I'd rather no...
by Artful Drunktective
Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:03 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 665
Views: 18065

Re: Shit we love:

oettinger wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:57 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:28 am
Tycho.
I remember that from commercials during cartoons in the early 90s
Awwwe that's adorable "Gene". You were playing with Tyco toys and Tonka trucks while most of us were drinking already.
by Artful Drunktective
Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:49 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 1005
Views: 29273

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Sammy wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:11 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbKXoSQQ_kE
That's funny. So were you the one who ate the pepper? There are many parts of Dumb and Dumber that is me in a nutshell pretty much every day.
by Artful Drunktective
Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:45 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken
Replies: 12
Views: 125

Re: the last two days are a blur; my only regret is the fried chicken

So I've been on vacation for the past two days and have been coasting the wave of a full-on tilt: Wake up, drink; day drink; and drink until morning -- go to sleep, rinse repeat. The last few days have been lived in a fog. I barely remember anything. Except... I made fried chicken, I just don't rem...