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by Artful Drunktective
Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:55 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 570
Views: 419994

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Still pining for Easter eggs? Need some spring recipes? Sardine-Egg Canapes are what you are looking for to impress your friends, drunks! Absolutely delectable! I'm bringing some to Benitobeast's B-day party as we speak. Patchez can bring the trout. It's ON like KONG. Recipe below https://i.imgur.c...
by Artful Drunktective
Sat Apr 13, 2024 3:26 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy birthday BenitoBeast68
Replies: 4
Views: 80

Re: Happy birthday BenitoBeast68

Happy B-day Bennie Beastie Boy! Raisin' my glass to ya! Cheers!

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by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:01 am
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: PIZZA!!!!
Replies: 185
Views: 200165

Re: PIZZA! - Y or N?

Elvis Pizza? Yay or Nay?

Yeah why t.f. not. I'll bring one to Patchez's b-day party today.

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by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 11, 2024 1:56 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Replies: 75
Views: 11665

Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

As you always say, Happy Beerthday! Have an awesome day! Give your bro Bubbz some birthday love from us as well!

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by Artful Drunktective
Sun Mar 31, 2024 4:40 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Skype Sequiturs
Replies: 170
Views: 86145

Re: Skype Sequiturs

A few quotes from last night's 12 HOUR call Dear Booze: Cinnamon flavored Satan's semen Fireball. oldsmartskunk (irritated): I'd rather suck a cock! oldsmartskunk's friend (not here on the board but on Skype)- let's just call him Borat. When I asked Borat what he and oldsmartskunk grilled "We made ...
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:41 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 570
Views: 419994

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Nausea wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:33 pm
The vintage photography effect makes these even more heinous.
Agreed. And there is nothing Mexican about this. This is what white people think Mexican food is.
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:41 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Skype Sequiturs
Replies: 170
Views: 86145

Re: Skype Sequiturs

I have a finesse with insulting jokes-

DrunkinEurope
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:40 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Skype Sequiturs
Replies: 170
Views: 86145

Re: Skype Sequiturs

The Nasty Bastard via Patchez

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by Artful Drunktective
Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:55 pm
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: Best Drunkard Munchies
Replies: 272
Views: 312206

Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

Patchez wrote:
Thu Mar 28, 2024 3:42 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:29 am
PFrank wrote:
Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:30 pm
Drink'n food? Calamari, fried chicken, and subma'ween sammich are the top three. ;)
Gonna bump this answer. Agreed. But the calamari must be fried and have testicles.
Fixed that for you.
Who doesn't love fried testes?! Yes!
by Artful Drunktective
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:04 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday DrunkinEurope
Replies: 4
Views: 81

Re: Happy Birthday DrunkinEurope

Happy B-day DIE! We'll be around to celebrate with you throughout the long weekend. Have a great day! Chin chin!

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by Artful Drunktective
Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:29 am
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: Best Drunkard Munchies
Replies: 272
Views: 312206

Re: Best Drunkard Munchies

PFrank wrote:
Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:30 pm
Drink'n food? Calamari, fried chicken, and subma'ween sammich are the top three. ;)
Gonna bump this answer. Agreed. But the calamari must be fried and have tentacles.
by Artful Drunktective
Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:37 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 1033
Views: 734379

Re: Random shit

^ ^ ^ That is hilarious. That dude sounds like Cartman.
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by Artful Drunktective
Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:31 am
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: 2024 March Madness
Replies: 4
Views: 551

Re: 2024 March Madness

^ ^ ^ We absolutely love your favorite wine hickmankay, you sly bot dog, you.
by Artful Drunktective
Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:23 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 570
Views: 419994

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

^ ^ ^ True!

And what is with the bread? Those don't even go together. Rice, I could see. But I'll just stick with the bread. I don't need no banana hammocks up in this piece. (That's what she said.) *rimshot*
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Mar 22, 2024 5:57 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 570
Views: 419994

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Are you drunkards looking for some fresh and tropical recipes now that spring is in the air? Well look no further!

From A Picture Treasury of Good Cooking, 1953.
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