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by Artful Drunktective
Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:10 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 847
Views: 142805

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Tiger shark. I might have a chance to survive the attack. I ain't gonna reside in no whale belly.
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:37 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 580
Views: 428643

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

"Children all over the world eat Velveeta" I call b.s. on that. I don't even think it's allowed in Europe. But you folks back in 'murrica can whip up some Potatoes Amsterdam any time you want! "Authentic Dutch Dish" Yeah 'fin right! Everything about this is obscenely culturally insensitive. And it'...
by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 25, 2024 2:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Booze News
Replies: 672
Views: 158613

Re: Booze News

What do you drunkards think about dis? “Dog-Friendly, Child-Free” Pub That’s Been Banning Kids For 11 Years Sparks Heated Debate Highlights: ***A British pub's "Dog-friendly—Child-free" policy ignites online debate, seen by 75M people. *** The Lower Red Lion in St. Albans distinguishes itself by we...
by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:45 am
Forum: My Favorite Bar
Topic: Bars we miss
Replies: 72
Views: 66930

Re: Bars we miss

This place for a multitude of reasons.

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by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:34 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 580
Views: 428643

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Badfellow wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:32 am
Apparently, whipping out your banana back in the 50s and 60s was a way to impress your dinner guests.
Doesn't that still apply today?
by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 25, 2024 3:16 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday Nausea!
Replies: 6
Views: 84

Happy Birthday Nausea!

Have a great day! Cheers to another year!

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by Artful Drunktective
Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Skype Sequiturs
Replies: 172
Views: 92097

Re: Skype Sequiturs

You mean the fish with antlers? - oett asking about a catfish
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:29 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Skype Sequiturs
Replies: 172
Views: 92097

Re: Skype Sequiturs

- oldsmartskunk edition

"My genetics need to be preserved."

"I seen my women walk like cowboys the morning after"

oett to oss: Did you bang her? (asking if he banged his best friends gf)
oss: No I didn't. It's always bros before hos.
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Apr 21, 2024 4:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
Replies: 225
Views: 190812

Re: Today in my neighborhood...

She grabbed my hair on the left side and yanked a big chunk of hair out my head. Fuck, it hurt. But I’m a peaceful type of guy, and I didn’t have my cane, so I turned around and went back inside. Tell her next time she tries that shit that you'll tell the cops that she tried to rape you. And yes, I...
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Apr 19, 2024 2:35 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Guinness and prune juice.
Replies: 2
Views: 134

Re: Guinness and prune juice.

We should coin this drink "The Shart Attack!"
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Apr 19, 2024 2:30 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 580
Views: 428643

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Friday Night Dinner Spesh! Milk Chicken, Yo! Mmmmmmm! Side note: Why do people in the vintage years feel the need to add bananas to everything? And the abilitah to make it as unappetizing as possible? But no need to fret, the recipe is down below for those of you eager to make a disgusting chicken ...
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Apr 19, 2024 2:27 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 1043
Views: 744117

Re: Random shit

And Canadian/Badfellow fashion!

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by Artful Drunktective
Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:55 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 580
Views: 428643

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Still pining for Easter eggs? Need some spring recipes? Sardine-Egg Canapes are what you are looking for to impress your friends, drunks! Absolutely delectable! I'm bringing some to Benitobeast's B-day party as we speak. Patchez can bring the trout. It's ON like KONG. Recipe below https://i.imgur.c...
by Artful Drunktective
Sat Apr 13, 2024 3:26 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy birthday BenitoBeast68
Replies: 4
Views: 117

Re: Happy birthday BenitoBeast68

Happy B-day Bennie Beastie Boy! Raisin' my glass to ya! Cheers!

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by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:01 am
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: PIZZA!!!!
Replies: 186
Views: 208588

Re: PIZZA! - Y or N?

Elvis Pizza? Yay or Nay?

Yeah why t.f. not. I'll bring one to Patchez's b-day party today.

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