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You mean the fish with antlers? - oett asking about a catfish

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"My genetics need to be preserved."

"I seen my women walk like cowboys the morning after"

oett to oss: "Did you bang her?" (asking if he banged his best friends gf)
oss: No I didn't. It's always bros before hos.

She grabbed my hair on the left side and yanked a big chunk of hair out my head. Fuck, it hurt. But I’m a peaceful type of guy, and I didn’t have my cane, so I turned around and went back inside. Tell her next time she tries that shit that you'll tell the cops that she tried to rape you. And yes, I...

We should coin this drink "The Shart Attack!"

Friday Night Dinner Spesh! Milk Chicken, Yo! Mmmmmmm! Side note: Why do people in the vintage years feel the need to add bananas to everything? And the abilitah to make it as unappetizing as possible? But no need to fret, the recipe is down below for those of you eager to make a disgusting chicken ...

And Canadian/Badfellow fashion!

Still pining for Easter eggs? Need some spring recipes? Sardine-Egg Canapes are what you are looking for to impress your friends, drunks! Absolutely delectable! I'm bringing some to Benitobeast's B-day party as we speak. Patchez can bring the trout. It's ON like KONG. Recipe below https://i.imgur.c...

Happy B-day Bennie Beastie Boy! Raisin' my glass to ya! Cheers!

Elvis Pizza? Yay or Nay?

Yeah why t.f. not. I'll bring one to Patchez's b-day party today.

As you always say, Happy Beerthday! Have an awesome day! Give your bro Bubbz some birthday love from us as well!

A few quotes from last night's 12 HOUR call Dear Booze: Cinnamon flavored Satan's semen Fireball. oldsmartskunk (irritated): I'd rather suck a cock! oldsmartskunk's friend (not here on the board but on Skype)- let's just call him Borat. When I asked Borat what he and oldsmartskunk grilled "We made ...

Nausea wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:33 pm
The vintage photography effect makes these even more heinous.

Agreed. And there is nothing Mexican about this. This is what white people think Mexican food is.

I have a finesse with insulting jokes-

DrunkinEurope

The Nasty Bastard via Patchez

Orange Fanta
Pappy Van Winkle

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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
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PFrank wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:30 pm
Drink'n food? Calamari, fried chicken, and subma'ween sammich are the top three. ;)
Gonna bump this answer. Agreed. But the calamari must be fried and have testicles.
Fixed that for you.

Who doesn't love fried testes?! Yes!

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