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by Jordo!
Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:24 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting
Replies: 51
Views: 5226

Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

Well, if you find you suffer from sea- or air-sickness or other ailments that frequently provoke nausea, you would have a very legitimate reason to consult a physician and inquire about the potential value of promethazine...
by Jordo!
Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:15 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Question regarding Charleston
Replies: 27
Views: 3639

Re: Question regarding Charleston

The idea that extreme economic inequity and systemic racial discrimination are both contributing factors is probably the most accurate assessment of the situation (i.e., the poorer and more desperate you are, the more likely to be involved in criminal activity -- both violent and non-violent, and if...
by Jordo!
Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:19 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting
Replies: 51
Views: 5226

Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

If you can't handle it, call it a night. fight the good fight another day. Another pro-tip: Running amok (e.g., slam dancing at a punk rock show) plus having some water now and again will help you metabolize the booze faster than sitting still to pickle in your poison juices. Running amok + water =...
by Jordo!
Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:03 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9359
Views: 552142

Re: Whatcha listening to?

DOOOOOOOOM!

https://youtu.be/Uhnv5fDMopc

Also, Killdozer

https://youtu.be/otdS36nP7mM


RARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jordo!
Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:46 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Question regarding Charleston
Replies: 27
Views: 3639

Re: Question regarding Charleston

What really gets my goat is that nobody is actually ever going to talk about black-on-white crime and this little act of individual violence has made sure of it. Whatever movement this guy was trying to bring out of the woodwork just got a major ass-fucking thanks to his action. Now white nationali...
by Jordo!
Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:41 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8174
Views: 359019

Re: What are you drinking right now?

I'm all out... got to go to the store :(
by Jordo!
Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:29 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: drinking injuries...
Replies: 73
Views: 7408

Re: drinking injuries...

Actually, I do have two stupid drinking injuries I completely forgot about. One was that I couldn't seem to crack a knuckle on one of my fingers, so after pulling on it repeatedly, I just began whacking the hell out of it, indiscriminately, on a metal pole or fence or something, hoping to loosen it ...
by Jordo!
Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:19 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 840
Views: 69909

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Welcome to the board Jordo! Remember: Post often, post drunk, post drunk often. New one buys around here. Skip the beers for me though, say, do you have any vodka left? If I have vodka around me, it is imbibed and metabolized immediately. So, alas, no. That said, I always get the first round or two...
by Jordo!
Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:15 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: gay marriage
Replies: 21
Views: 3441

Re: gay marriage

And now let's all take a lesson from Peter Griffin . Hmm. I think Netflix also edited the infamous question by Stewie about Brian's ex-gf, Jillian: "Brian... is she retarded? Oh, I get it; she a mo-ron..." Boo. Negan also brutally murdered Glenn in TWD comic, and yet was curiously egalitarian and e...
by Jordo!
Fri Jul 03, 2015 4:47 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting
Replies: 51
Views: 5226

Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

I don't know how it is in your case when you vomit, but for me it is usually just after a drink. so for me i think it makes a difference. I have even vomited what I would guess was only beer with a small amount of stomach acid once just after finishing a couple of 40 oz's. Someone gave me a tip, ch...
by Jordo!
Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:01 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting
Replies: 51
Views: 5226

Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

I say, just puke. Then, you have room for more booze. but what about all the booze that is getting ejected out of it's home? If you're puking, the alcohol has already made it past the gut, into the blood, and past the blood brain barrier. Barf out the remaining useless mash and bile and then refill...
by Jordo!
Sun Jun 28, 2015 4:45 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8174
Views: 359019

Re: What are you drinking right now?

A grimly single serving sake and the remainder of a bottle of some Gnarly Head zinfindel. Good shit. Robust, strong, and as an added bonus, historically sacramental (the zin grape survived prohibition in the States by way of the faithful flock). As a wise old cunt once said: "You have your god and I...
by Jordo!
Sat Jun 27, 2015 1:20 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: gay marriage
Replies: 21
Views: 3441

Re: gay marriage

Congrats to couples everywhere -- let the fabulous wedding receptions begin! Its somewhere between hilarious and pathetic watching the naysayers natter on about their alleged problems with it, especially when 80% is deliberate crap they know is wrong/illogical/silly to please their right-wing base o...
by Jordo!
Fri Jun 26, 2015 4:10 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Question regarding Charleston
Replies: 27
Views: 3639

Re: Question regarding Charleston

^^^ Erghhh... a grimly good political cartoon. Like Germany, the UK's been kinda bristly about maintaining the EU as well and about offering assistance to displaced persons or absorbing poorer nation's debt (although I'm stunned at the degree of support for strict austerity measures, which historica...
by Jordo!
Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8174
Views: 359019

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Mr. Viking wrote:Image

it's a minikeg that works, it doesn't spray beer everywhere, but it fucking works, this is the best thing that has ever happened in the history of take home beer packaging. wow.
That is some good shit -- love OSH.