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by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Sun Aug 20, 2023 5:41 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Replies: 1026
Views: 48156

Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health

Thompson wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2023 3:50 pm
... I did order some Chinese bbq ribs and an egg roll but it never showed up.
I suggest you go beat some Chinese ass.

FUCK!
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Sun Aug 20, 2023 5:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 2472
Views: 445799

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

And she crushed my last pack of cigarettes which I was saving for emergencies. That is mean, pure mean. Now that means that I have to put the vodka bottle under my head and keep one eye open at all times because once she starts taking away shit she doesn’t stop. Glad to see you posting in this thre...
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:05 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Rate my drunken doodoo
Replies: 13
Views: 4805

Re: Rate my drunken doodoo

I clicked on this because I thought, maybe, we could post pictures of our drunken turds and then take turns commenting on them. Bummer!

Fuck!
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Tue May 24, 2022 9:06 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles
Replies: 260
Views: 54636

Re: The Grumpy Chronicles

Fuck. April 8, 2011. Five fucking days straight. Lady Savage posted several that day, all mentioning "Grumpy," of course. But I found this one especially poignant: "Grumpy was grumping tonight, about being "an old man of nearly sixty", and I just cannot relate. I do not believe in old age. When I wa...
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Mon May 23, 2022 10:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles
Replies: 260
Views: 54636

Re: The Grumpy Chronicles

OMG! The lady posted four days in a fucking row! On April 7, 2011, she mentioned our title hero here: "Now Santino, his weakness is anger, agression. Always hot, always ready to jump on your ass. (Very Grumpy)..." She sees Grumpy as The Godfather's Santino. He's "always hot, always ready to jump on ...
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Mon May 23, 2022 1:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles
Replies: 260
Views: 54636

Re: The Grumpy Chronicles

Ah, here's a goodie from April 6, 2011: "I am thinkng of a rented metal fence, to surround the gorgeous skull fence Grumpy built. That way, people could see what my mad mind and Grumpy's skill hath wrought, but it would be a lot harder for thieves. We would, of course, remove the prophylactic fence ...
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Sun May 22, 2022 6:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles
Replies: 260
Views: 54636

Re: The Grumpy Chronicles

Oh, here's a gem from 2011: "I'm having to sidle around a 9 foot tall, 6 foot wide palm tree, that I bought today, and sent Grumpy around in the truck, after work, after. Yeah, read that sentence again, and send Strunk and White after me. (Hah-hah, I worked another after in there!) Anyway, someone ....
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Sun May 22, 2022 6:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles
Replies: 260
Views: 54636

The Grumpy Chronicles

Here's a classic post from 2011. Enjoy "... of nasty hip hop, and violent video games. Quite probably, it will take them weeks to realize that they haven't seen daylight for a long time. Grumpy has some blueprints, if you need assistance."

Riveting post!

Fuck
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Sun May 22, 2022 6:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drinking Man III
Replies: 54
Views: 4155

Re: Drinking Man III

I want to go to this fucking thing. I sold some tools and have some extra fuckin cash. Can you send directions? See on first page Yeah, yeah. Just sit there trying to be cute, you fucking duckface. Perhaps you should follow your own fucking smug fucking directions. Read the first page. You may noti...
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Sun May 22, 2022 6:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drinking Man III
Replies: 54
Views: 4155

Re: Drinking Man III

I want to go to this fucking thing. I sold some tools and have some extra fuckin cash. Can you send directions?
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Sun May 22, 2022 5:51 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: Dear Booze is gone
Replies: 6
Views: 2637

Dear Booze is gone

Just wanted to let you Chinese fuck baskets know, Dear Booze has passed. More information as it is available.

FUCK
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Sat Apr 16, 2022 4:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drinking Man IV & V
Replies: 5
Views: 613

Re: Drinking Man IV & V

I'll fucking host that shit at my apartment. If you RSVP, you all better fucking show up. If you don't, I'll throw a little shit fit and you won't see me on this here board for 8 fucking years.

fuck.
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:53 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drinking Man III
Replies: 54
Views: 4155

Re: Drinking Man III

slushfund wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:23 am
Currently there's 4 motel rooms available at the party. More coming.

The band cancelled so I need musical suggestions!
It sounds like a shitty party. So put me down for one NO.

fuck!
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Sat Nov 06, 2021 12:17 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 1030
Views: 727974

Re: Random shit

Savage wrote:
Sat Nov 06, 2021 12:10 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:06 pm
Nutria fur coats are the new thing
An old thing. For those who could not afford mink. Funny that most of the luxurious fur coats are made of rodent fur.
Hey. You didn't mention "Grumpy."

What gives?
by Jimmy Lester {RIP}
Fri Nov 05, 2021 7:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Replies: 69
Views: 20883

Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

Clearly, your dad doesn't even give a shit. It doesn't fucking matter. It's not like you are 4 years old. Shit, you're not even 21. Get over yourself, motherfucker. Let's celebrate when you hit 100.

FUCK!