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by Sammy
Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:29 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Im Known as SexMachine
Replies: 25
Views: 266

Re: Im Known as SexMachine

How about Sex Robot? You do remind me of this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI
by Sammy
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:05 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Im Known as SexMachine
Replies: 25
Views: 266

Re: Mind if Im Known as SexMachine?

I think your wife is more deserving of that title. After all, she's the one that is up for a gang bang after a few shots of mezcal.
by Sammy
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:10 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Pechuga Mezcal
Replies: 6
Views: 74

Re: Pechuga Mezcal

I got really drunk on mezcal once many years ago. I was at a friends bachelor party and the groom to be and I decided we would just keep doing shots until one of us got to eat the worm. Well, at some point the other guys decided they were going to walk down to a nearby bar for last call, including t...
by Sammy
Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:15 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 606
Views: 20788

Re: Another Solo Mission

Thanks for the tip Hugh. I will check that out. Maybe you just saved me $2K.
by Sammy
Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:06 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 606
Views: 20788

Re: Another Solo Mission

No, Medicare will not pay for that. But I am getting one for myself too. I'll even buy his for him if he resists. He keeps telling me we aren't close like a Father and son should be. I don't know where he gets that. But he drinks a lot and his memory isn't that great. Spent all day Wednesday in the ...
by Sammy
Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:53 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 606
Views: 20788

Re: Another Solo Mission

There was a local liquor store advertising hard to find whiskey on sale today like Blanton's. Alas, I was too lazy to drive there. No, too cheap. I'm helping my Dad buy a new lazy boy recliner on Tuesday. That means I will need to buy one for myself too. All the bells and whistles. Those babies are...
by Sammy
Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:36 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 606
Views: 20788

Re: Another Solo Mission

There was a local liquor store advertising hard to find whiskey on sale today like Blanton's. Alas, I was too lazy to drive there. No, too cheap. I'm helping my Dad buy a new lazy boy recliner on Tuesday. That means I will need to buy one for myself too. All the bells and whistles. Those babies aren...
by Sammy
Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:32 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 606
Views: 20788

Re: Another Solo Mission

That wasn't directed at you Hugh. I was trying to free form my inner poet. Love your posts
by Sammy
Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:29 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 606
Views: 20788

Re: Another Solo Mission

The best and worst of me
It's not always apparent
But if you're close to me
Well, I don't know what the fuck to say
Because I'm not a fucking poet

So get over it
Squander your fucking opinion on somebody else
I don't give a fuck
Notice this shit doesn't rhyme
I don't give a fuck

The end
by Sammy
Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8181
Views: 359420

Re: What are you drinking right now?

I'm drinking cheap beer and cheap whiskey. You want a piece of me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrovZJJPIzI
by Sammy
Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:19 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 606
Views: 20788

Re: Another Solo Mission

I used to like premium whiskey on occasion. Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve is my favorite all time bourbon. I used to be able to special order it for $90/bottle but now you can not buy, although I've found bottles online for over $3K. WTF? I could have been a millionaire buying that shit by the cas...
by Sammy
Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:03 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: A Florida Man...
Replies: 30
Views: 1417

Re: A Florida Man...

Florida man strikes again! By now it should be abundantly clear that if you are in Florida, stay the hell away from large department stores!

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/flori ... -at-target
by Sammy
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:21 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
Replies: 364
Views: 18493

Re: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

I love Trump on even days. I hate him on odd days. Works for me. And oh yeah, my investments are kicking ass too. I'm not ready to thank Trump for that but I like what I'm seeing in my bottom line. Especially since I am now old enough to withdraw my money without a penalty. If I figure the roof is a...
by Sammy
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:14 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Martinis and me?
Replies: 26
Views: 949

Re: Martinis and me?

But that James Bond formula says three parts Gordons and one part vodka, which I assume to mean three parts Gordons Gin, so it's not really a vodka martini, nor is it a true martini. In fact, I've never heard of adding vodka to a gin martini but I don't see why it couldn't be done. James Bond drink...
by Sammy
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Martinis and me?
Replies: 26
Views: 949

Re: Martinis and me?

I love martini's but I have a problem with people who order vodka martini's. That's not a martini, it's a glass of vodka in a martini glass. I like mine straight up in a chilled martini glass with just of a few drops of dry vermouth thrown in and regular olives, not these fancy olives stuffed with ...