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by lanternchikk
Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:47 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Unions suck
Replies: 115
Views: 4660

Re: Unions suck

What kind of drunk are you that you look at that and scorn it instead of aspiring to it? Don't hate the man getting paid too much to be too little. Become him! Ah, yes, strive to become the one sitting smugly on top of society. How sweet. I used to be a libertarian too, for about two months, when I...
by lanternchikk
Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:56 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Hair
Replies: 5
Views: 314

Re: Hair

Savage is great. Fuck profit-oriented healthcare straight in the ass. With a strap-on that has glass shards sticking out from it. *hugs Savage* Take care. I don't believe in praying, but I'll drink for you and think of you. <3
by lanternchikk
Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:33 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Unions suck
Replies: 115
Views: 4660

Re: Unions suck

You rock, coqui_chris! Great to see someone like you speaking up. I assume that you define middle class based on income and living standard, rather than one's role in production and society. Middle class being anyone who has enough to not be poor, to be able to sustain a decent living standard, rega...
by lanternchikk
Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I hope none of you work in the health insurance field
Replies: 8
Views: 507

Re: I hope none of you work in the health insurance field

John Barleycorn wrote:Get well Savage. And here's to the day that the insurers end up in the mass grave they belong in when the revolution comes.
This.
Get well soon Savage, I wish you the best.
by lanternchikk
Sat May 14, 2011 6:54 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Replies: 5420
Views: 242502

Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

The wine's bad for my liver, the daytime TV's bad for your brain. So I guess we're even.
by lanternchikk
Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:26 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Replies: 5420
Views: 242502

Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

In vino veritas, or: a shitfaced person tends to be too candid for his or her own good.
by lanternchikk
Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Little known facts about Casino
Replies: 102
Views: 3099

Re: Little known facts about Casino

He has Bieber Fever.
by lanternchikk
Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:06 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1281
Views: 143700

Re: Ask Savage

i had a convo today with an old lADY who told abt how some woman had knitted a bunch of asweaters for some dead birds. any way, did you know the thirtyt first is backwards day? my coyote favirite! "uoy etah!" go node scene!! What kind of birds? Bluebottle was yeltsinned. And I ain't talking about c...
by lanternchikk
Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:58 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The other 1159 of yous
Replies: 1
Views: 165

The other 1159 of yous

Where are you? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Modern-Dr ... 2875470855 We need a page/community.
by lanternchikk
Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Broadfield pub petrol bomber runs into lamppost"
Replies: 13
Views: 1034

Re: "Broadfield pub petrol bomber runs into lamppost"

PC is a load of bollocks, either you care about things or you don't. It's cowardly, and ultimately the mentally poor (or lazy) man's excuse for diplomacy. Yes, the guy's a terrorist and an arsehole. But his actions and activities would be just as terroristic and arseholish if he was (or at least cal...
by lanternchikk
Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1281
Views: 143700

Re: Ask Savage

I might not be Savage, but I know the cure for Bieber Fever: Get those afflicted to start drinking. Once alcohol gets into their system, they'll forget all about it. It worked with New Kids On The Block, The Backdoor, ooops, Backstreet Boys, and nSync. You're on to something there! But imagine drun...
by lanternchikk
Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:59 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1281
Views: 143700

Re: Swing your biebers aloft and give three ringing cheers

Savage New Year! wrote:
lanternchikk wrote:Dear Savage,
What is the cure for Bieber Fever? Don't worry, it's a purely hypothetical question.
Is that some kind of disease?
A terrible disease. Think rabies and syphilis together, with a side of demonic possession. Sufferers are sometimes called beliebers.
by lanternchikk
Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:20 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1281
Views: 143700

Swing your biebers aloft and give three ringing cheers

Dear Savage,
What is the cure for Bieber Fever? Don't worry, it's a purely hypothetical question.
by lanternchikk
Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Broadfield pub petrol bomber runs into lamppost"
Replies: 13
Views: 1034

Re: "Broadfield pub petrol bomber runs into lamppost"

Who the hell would want to bomb a bar, what a dick. A stupid muslim fundamentalist. Those idiots see booze as a devious substance. I guess this is the common point between MADD and the terrorists. Religious fundamentalism of any kind fucks people up. But how do you know that that guy is a religious...
by lanternchikk
Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1281
Views: 143700

Re: Ask Savage

Dear Savage,
I want to build a nappy cannon, but I have no "crotchfruit" (nor am I currently planning to have any) so, where should I get all the necessary poop-filled nappies from? Please help!