What kind of drunk are you that you look at that and scorn it instead of aspiring to it? Don't hate the man getting paid too much to be too little. Become him! Ah, yes, strive to become the one sitting smugly on top of society. How sweet. I used to be a libertarian too, for about two months, when I...

Savage is great. Fuck profit-oriented healthcare straight in the ass. With a strap-on that has glass shards sticking out from it. *hugs Savage* Take care. I don't believe in praying, but I'll drink for you and think of you. <3

You rock, coqui_chris! Great to see someone like you speaking up. I assume that you define middle class based on income and living standard, rather than one's role in production and society. Middle class being anyone who has enough to not be poor, to be able to sustain a decent living standard, rega...

John Barleycorn wrote:Get well Savage. And here's to the day that the insurers end up in the mass grave they belong in when the revolution comes.

This.
Get well soon Savage, I wish you the best.

The wine's bad for my liver, the daytime TV's bad for your brain. So I guess we're even.

In vino veritas, or: a shitfaced person tends to be too candid for his or her own good.

He has Bieber Fever.

i had a convo today with an old lADY who told abt how some woman had knitted a bunch of asweaters for some dead birds. any way, did you know the thirtyt first is backwards day? my coyote favirite! "uoy etah!" go node scene!! What kind of birds? Bluebottle was yeltsinned. And I ain't talking about c...

Where are you? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Modern-Dr ... 2875470855 We need a page/community.

PC is a load of bollocks, either you care about things or you don't. It's cowardly, and ultimately the mentally poor (or lazy) man's excuse for diplomacy. Yes, the guy's a terrorist and an arsehole. But his actions and activities would be just as terroristic and arseholish if he was (or at least cal...

I might not be Savage, but I know the cure for Bieber Fever: Get those afflicted to start drinking. Once alcohol gets into their system, they'll forget all about it. It worked with New Kids On The Block, The Backdoor, ooops, Backstreet Boys, and nSync. You're on to something there! But imagine drun...

Savage New Year! wrote:

lanternchikk wrote:Dear Savage,
What is the cure for Bieber Fever? Don't worry, it's a purely hypothetical question.

Is that some kind of disease?

A terrible disease. Think rabies and syphilis together, with a side of demonic possession. Sufferers are sometimes called beliebers.

Dear Savage,
What is the cure for Bieber Fever? Don't worry, it's a purely hypothetical question.

Who the hell would want to bomb a bar, what a dick. A stupid muslim fundamentalist. Those idiots see booze as a devious substance. I guess this is the common point between MADD and the terrorists. Religious fundamentalism of any kind fucks people up. But how do you know that that guy is a religious...

Dear Savage,
I want to build a nappy cannon, but I have no "crotchfruit" (nor am I currently planning to have any) so, where should I get all the necessary poop-filled nappies from? Please help!