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by Hugh
Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:50 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Replies: 194
Views: 22079

Happy Plastic Irish Day for Dipshit Americans

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by Hugh
Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Replies: 1026
Views: 48122

Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health

Thompson! Where the fook are you? I don't want to celebrate no goddamb St Patrick ass day. Let's celebrate a real March holiday. St. Charley Pride Day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ25Zhy5PPs
by Hugh
Sun Mar 10, 2024 7:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 2472
Views: 445722

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

The takeout food I ate Friday night finally completed its trip through my digestive tract today. Fortunately I'm well stocked up on Charmin. It doesn't matter where I eat out - a fast food chain, a casual family place, a quaint little cafe - takeout food always liquefies my guts.
by Hugh
Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 2472
Views: 445722

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Grocery day today. Lettuce heads were $2.49. Cucumbers were $1.29.

This day last week lettuce heads were $1.99 and cucumbers were $0.99.
by Hugh
Sun Mar 10, 2024 3:06 pm
Forum: Books for Boozers
Topic: What are you reading?
Replies: 271
Views: 135811

Re: What are you reading?

He had a famous wife too, no? I like his writing very much. He’s easy to read. He’s fast. The other guy, Chandler is like being stuck in the mud on a rainy night. The Maltese Falcon was first published as a serial in Black Mask Magazine. I have that series in The Black Lizard Big Book of Black Mask...
by Hugh
Sun Mar 10, 2024 12:33 am
Forum: Books for Boozers
Topic: What are you reading?
Replies: 271
Views: 135811

Re: What are you reading?

Just finished a biography of Dashiell Hammett. You'll remember him as the writer of The Maltese Falcon, the creator of Sam Spade. He was also a cantankerous drunk. A couple dining in a restaurant said he started throwing silverware at them from across the dining room. He would hit his daughter Mary ...
by Hugh
Tue Mar 05, 2024 4:11 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Replies: 1026
Views: 48122

Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health

Hugh couldn't figure it out. they booed him at karaoke. who the fuck get booed at karaoke? Hugh studied keys and chords but they wouldn't stop booing. He swore to whoop Thompson's ass if he couldn't make them clap for his lame karaoke songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7-Nh6ivK0
by Hugh
Thu Feb 22, 2024 10:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Replies: 1026
Views: 48122

Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health

Headquarters was moved to Hugh’s Diner on Airline Highway, smack dab in the middle of hooker’s row. Everybody’s got to eat, said Hugh. That’s why I opened this diner and paid the cops off and did these renovations and put Willie and Waylon on the juke. Hugh liked that song by David Allan Coe about ...
by Hugh
Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313270

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Isn't 4.2% considered light beer? I think that's what Bud LIght is. Rolling Rock is 4.4% and was the cheapest in the store - but I couldn't get drunk on it and I had to piss every three minutes.
by Hugh
Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 2472
Views: 445722

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Hugh, is there a release date set for your new book of poems. I don’t know how you can top A Home to Crouch In. Did I explain that along with this ball, this mass, lodged in my colon, my eyesight suddenly when dim and fuzzy? Then Ladybug attacked me with her claws and pretty much ripped out my left...
by Hugh
Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:02 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 2472
Views: 445722

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

wake up early again, pee. drink some coffee, go back to sleep, wake up, pee. have a dream about the shit I'm supposed be doing. wake up and start doing that shit, nuke some brunch, food coma, wake up to someone in my kitchen, look outside and next storm of the century starting, get pissed off, star...
by Hugh
Wed Feb 07, 2024 7:58 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313270

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Gonna be Vella Delicious Red tonight. Franzia Chillable Red has always been my go-to, but it's been out of stock since October. The good news is it's back in stock. The bad news is they've raised the price to $12.99. It used to be $10.99. So now that Vella is a dollar cheaper than the Franzia, Vella...
by Hugh
Sat Feb 03, 2024 3:29 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313270

Re: What are you drinking right now?

12 oz. cans of PBR. Will start nipping at the Black Velvet later tonight. I haven't had anything to drink for two days now, and wasn't supposed to drink tonight but two events came together and resulted in a cause for celebration. First was my 1099's came in. Second was the Covered CA health insura...
by Hugh
Fri Feb 02, 2024 8:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313270

Re: What are you drinking right now?

12 oz. cans of PBR. Will start nipping at the Black Velvet later tonight. I haven't had anything to drink for two days now, and wasn't supposed to drink tonight but two events came together and resulted in a cause for celebration. First was my 1099's came in. Second was the Covered CA health insuran...
by Hugh
Tue Jan 30, 2024 12:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 2472
Views: 445722

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Thanks for reading, glad you liked it. I don't eat sugar (very much). Been a while since I watched Big Lebowski. Artful Drunktective saw my apartment on Skype once and said it looks like the Lebowski apartment. I delete my videos just like I wish I could delete the stupid stuff I do at a bar the nig...