What the hell. Do I really need to dust this thread off more than a year after its last post.

This next shot is for the respect of my elders.

Maker’s Mark at 1:41 AM.

cheers

-Bluto

Shit. I just hijacked this thread with serious shit. Not cool, Bluto. Apologies y’all.

Hope all is well, Friend.
Learned a few hours ago that a regular colonoscopy led to cirrhosis diagnosis for a man I greatly respect. Bad news for a man in his 80’s.

Also, on Wednesday morning the official news report was there is no ETA for reopening. I buy groceries on a daily basis and my Packy is next door to my grocer (92 seconds by car from my front door), combined with my very vested interest in the business I’ve been watching the roof, drainage, backhoe,...

Never 86’ed. From anywhere. I have been told by some of my close friends/bartenders that it’s tome for me to stop drinking/go home/leave for the night/quit breaking glasses when I set them down. Never walked out the door. Never forced to leave. Certainly never 86’ed. If it’s your favorite bar I’d th...

You know I’m the kind of asshole to take you up on this.
I think I’ve done it before.

Did you hear about the two guys inspecting flood damage in NE. Not the start of a joke, I swear. They were inspecting damage and found a beer fridge in the middle of a field. Still stocked with beer. Still cold. Still ice in the freezer compartment. If you’re the type that believes in reincarnation ...

For Missus Bluto: A bottle Lindemann's Framboise An ariline bootle of Fireball A handle of Frappa Chatta A pint of cinnamon schnapps For Missus Bluto's Mother: A 750 of Dr. McGillicuddy's Cheery Schnapps For Missus Bluto's Step Father: A six pack of Natty Daddy's. One of his preferred beers. Must'v...

Flood projections have been lowered to be lower than the ‘69 crest, but still higher than most have seen in 50 years.

I’m not as bad off as some of my friends and former neighbors anywhere from 60 - 250 miles south. Still counting my blessings on that.

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Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:28 pm

Tonight at The Shed!

Rescue From Gilligan's Island, on my phone via yubetube, in it's full and painful entirety.

You fuckin' fucks.

Everybody Gets Laid

Costco rum and their session IPA. I’m at my parents’ place, somewhat unexpectedly, and Dad loves Costco.

Update: All parties were advised of the situation. Many beers were brought to the party Friday night. As previously noted, I could still get beer, but I give credit for those who were kind enough to help. The Saturday morning crew came with copious amounts of Irish coffee. I also enlisted a coworker...

So, let's all wake up and smell the coffee and gear up for a Saturday Skype fest with all your favorite drunkards in attendance. The only thing is publicity and we can really have a great time. The problem is the time zones so let's start talking about that. I`m in Chicago time here. Available for ...

I live in a 1.5 horse college town where the Muni is the only liquor store allowed. Yesterday, flooding damaged caused them to close indefinitely. I drove by an hour ago and there are lots of cleaning vehicles out front and a few people moving in and out, but they are very much still closed. I can't...

For Missus Bluto:

A bottle Lindemann's Framboise
An ariline bootle of Fireball
A handle of Frappa Chatta
A pint of cinnamon schnapps

For Missus Bluto's Mother:

A 750 of Dr. McGillicuddy's Cheery Schnapps

For Missus Bluto's Step Father:

A six pack of Natty Daddy's. One of his preferred beers.