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by machinehead
Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:45 pm
Forum: Books for Boozers
Topic: The Nascent Formulation of "Dracula"
Replies: 11
Views: 3029

Re: The Nascent Formulation of "Dracula"

Don't know. I've only been here a short time so far.

My favorite lesbians would be Xena and Gabrielle.

So hot!
by machinehead
Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:01 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things Badfellow should choke on
Replies: 245
Views: 28399

Re: Things Badfellow should choke on

While there are numerous funny posts.

I sincerely hope no one chokes on Covid 19

Choke on this MF, America has topped 130,000 dead.

The most best in the World!
Donald mutherfucking Trump
by machinehead
Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:41 am
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Songs to NOT sing while in prison!
Replies: 43
Views: 877

Re: Songs to NOT sing while in prison!

Any of the songs from those awful movies Singing in the rain Mary Poppins (All of them) Those magnificent men in their flying machines I am the very model of a modern major general. I could go one but I think you get the idea. Cheers if these movies make you vomit. All over your underwear drawer.
by machinehead
Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:33 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weed
Replies: 20
Views: 313

Re: Weed

I am getting one prepared now.

Hold on for some seriously stupid shit!
by machinehead
Sun Jul 12, 2020 10:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weed
Replies: 20
Views: 313

Re: Weed

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:47 pm
Fuckin druggies
Alcohol is a drug too, don't forget.

It's the most powerful drug too.

A gateway if ever there was one.
by machinehead
Sun Jul 12, 2020 10:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weed
Replies: 20
Views: 313

Re: Weed

Good point Badfellow, I forgot (slightly drunk) about economies of scale.
And the stems and seeds that we didn't need.
by machinehead
Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:11 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Summer drink time.
Replies: 39
Views: 5489

Re: Summer drink time.

Switch to lighter beer.

Heineken, PBR, Yuengling Golden Pilsner, Hamms

Drink in any order you like Ice Cold

Great summer refresher especially when you drink 2 or 3 of each

Where did I put the bathroom?

Watch out for the elephants!

The computer has been drinking

Just like me
by machinehead
Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:56 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weed
Replies: 20
Views: 313

Re: Weed

Just don't get hurt at work. One job I had regularly piss tested me. So I quit the shitty job. Only smoke on weekends now. It is too expensive for everyday use. I miss the $20 Lid we got back in the day. Mexican dirt. But the modern stuff is much stronger. A few tokes on a one hitter is like trippin...
by machinehead
Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:49 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Rotgut whiskey vs. premium whiskey
Replies: 25
Views: 3740

Re: Rotgut whiskey vs. premium whiskey

Not exactly whiskey but. In the realm of Rum there is a marked difference in taste, vomit producing vapors and methanol. The best Rum so far that I have found is Queen Charlotte from Muddy River Distillery in Belmont,NC. Smooth and not fiery. Great on the rocks or with Coke. It makes the Captain tas...
by machinehead
Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:34 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weed
Replies: 20
Views: 313

Re: Weed

I don't have the hair to be a hippy. Not for a long time!

Chrome dome is the term used by hippies to describe a person like me.

Pot is not just for hippies anymore.
by machinehead
Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:43 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 9080
Views: 441872

Re: What are you drinking right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYjWuzfPmPc

PBR my sisters and brothers.
by machinehead
Sat Jul 11, 2020 11:35 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 9080
Views: 441872

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Far~Out~Pat wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:12 pm
LONE STAR BEER CHEER'S 🍻**CLINK**!!!
Me two!
by machinehead
Sat Jul 11, 2020 11:26 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weed
Replies: 20
Views: 313

Weed

Anyone else?
It's OK
if you trip
On Weed
Just watch out
For the beers
by machinehead
Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 906
Views: 97309

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Cheers Modern Drunk Brother!
by machinehead
Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weird Stuff
Replies: 821
Views: 56996

Re: Weird Stuff

I will tell you whats weird

But after this you are on your own

pink flamingos

Removing bio hazard suit since the worst is over.