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by deadpuppiesandwhores
Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:52 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Hey you can't pee there!
Replies: 13
Views: 5662

at least read the story before spouting off about shit noone understands but you.
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:19 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: boonville, IN
Replies: 1
Views: 1549

boonville, IN

i've lived in a place called goose creek, south carolina. a small hillbilly town in a state that at the time was ranked the worst in the u.s. for education. those people were rednecks. i've been to places in georgia where the gene pool was so diluted, it was a normal part of their culture for 30 yea...
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:54 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Would Like Some Input
Replies: 22
Views: 5877

bud717 wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:drinking excessively out of pure enjoyment is one thing. we don't measure.
we put forth an effort to drinking responsibly [/quote
speak for yourself
you seemed to have not read the whole thing. adult A.D.D happens. seek help. its out there.
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:49 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Hey you can't pee there!
Replies: 13
Views: 5662

this guy is the kind of people that post here now that make me not want to come back in here anymore. i miss this place, but if these are the idiots that have turned this place into home, i think i'll just move on and not look back.
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Mon May 28, 2007 5:50 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: i didn't know TJD made cologne, oh that's just you
Replies: 27
Views: 8496

Circling over Shannon wrote:You are a true modern drunkard DPAW, a gentleman among men, but you don't take the piss from anyone. Way 2 be man. :wink:
truer words were never before spoken.
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Fri May 18, 2007 12:34 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ever fuck a fat woman drunk?
Replies: 304
Views: 21883

I'm searching memory for another tale. Ok, found one. It was many years ago and I was driving a cab part time. It was late at night and slow so was waiting near a decent (fuck the checker, a place where cabs hang out when it is slow) and there all of a sudden rolled in a blond bombshell with all fo...
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Fri May 18, 2007 12:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: if it says....
Replies: 1
Views: 532

if it says....

"inver house green plaid very rare scotch whiskey". and the price is under 11 dollars, just buy it. you owe yourself that much. sure it tastes more like tequila than scotch, but it does say "blended" on the label. just doesn;t say belnded with what. good shit right there. try it, you'll hate it, but...
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Sat May 05, 2007 5:32 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Philly cops can do whatever they want
Replies: 14
Views: 5151

iling complaints is for girls. i thought higher of you. get out there, find where this guy lives and at a minimum slash his fucking tires.
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Thu May 03, 2007 2:48 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Hey you can't pee there!
Replies: 13
Views: 5662

Hey you can't pee there!

Summer of '95 or '96-ish i was working hard labor for pennies on the hour while all my friends were off at college learning fancy terms to call me, such as, "hey, meet john. he's my proletariat friend." college kids are idiots. anyhow, you would think being young, in college with a good chunk of the...
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Thu May 03, 2007 1:57 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: motorcycles, tequila and the truly stupid
Replies: 12
Views: 4401

Resurrected Asshole wrote: Was it an F4i or just an F4?
F4. if you keep pointing out typos about things when i post while drinking, you're going to be a very busy man.
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: More drunken injuries
Replies: 62
Views: 6707

Imagedon't know how it happened.
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:11 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I just think it’s weird
Replies: 21
Views: 2610

happy to b-day to who? whatever. ...eh. blow me happy peolple.
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:59 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Fighting Cock
Replies: 20
Views: 3301

Fred O'Lisby wrote:image hosted by tripod
? great logo. tequila. fine kentuicky bourbon. i can see how the jump has been made. learn that good liquor should burn from lip to gullet and most likely asshole, maybe then copuld tequila hold a candle.
by deadpuppiesandwhores
Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:50 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: motorcycles, tequila and the truly stupid
Replies: 12
Views: 4401

Re: motorcycles, tequila and the truly stupid

Sgt. HSA wrote:I'm actually shocked he's not a statistic.

Too bad the video doesn't still exist, that's the kind of stuff I like to watch. Could you hear the leg snap on the video ?
no you couldn't hear it snap. not only was the engine revving very loudly, but we were inside videotaping through the bay window.