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by God of Chunder
Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:24 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Worst Light Beer Ever
Replies: 18
Views: 1758

Worst Light Beer Ever

Redundancy, I'll admit. Having never drunk a Pearl Light outside of a bbq joint where it was Pearl Light or an Anheuser-Busch product (I just can't do it) and most any beer tastes just fine (the atmosphere and all) I brought a twelve-pack home yesterday from my latest trip down there. Just an experi...
by God of Chunder
Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:40 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: ONly 3 items!!!!
Replies: 38
Views: 2897

A shipping carton of Slim Jims (100 x 50 count boxes)
A shipping carton of Andy Capp Hot Fries (100 x Snak Pak size)
One barrique (25 cases) of Chenas (Beaujolais, but not the crappy type)
...I figure that the surf would take care of toilet paper duty, although that is a serious contender.
by God of Chunder
Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:01 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Alcohol a depressant? I think not.
Replies: 16
Views: 1462

by God of Chunder
Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:59 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Alcohol a depressant? I think not.
Replies: 16
Views: 1462

Drinking helps you deal with the pain of being a man, or a woman.
by God of Chunder
Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:32 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: best low brow movie
Replies: 78
Views: 4943

That's right...one of Bill Murray's all-time great moments. Bet he'd like to bury it now that he's a "serious" actor with Oscar aspirations.
by God of Chunder
Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:56 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: NEED IDEAS!!!!!!!
Replies: 42
Views: 2355

I've got some great pictures if anyone can help me learn how to attach them to this reply. Thanks![/url]
by God of Chunder
Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:50 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drunkard's trip to the store
Replies: 40
Views: 3012

Hey, mixing the ibuprofen with booze is isn't the way to go...the Jack is pretty hard on the ol' liver by itself. Time to change to aspirin and get back to basics!
by God of Chunder
Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:46 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: best low brow movie
Replies: 78
Views: 4943

I think I'll watch Kingpin again tonight. The Mrs. Robinson part is priceless.
by God of Chunder
Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:57 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: best low brow movie
Replies: 78
Views: 4943

Beseketball. Beavis & Butthead Do America. Kingpin. Demolition Man. Commando. From Dusk Til Dawn. Pumpkinhead. Slaughterhouse. Chained Heat. The Country Bears Movie (Christopher Walken's greatest moment). Basket Case. Driller Killer. Wizard of Gore. Too many to mention!
by God of Chunder
Thu Oct 02, 2003 12:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: To sleep, perchance to scream
Replies: 16
Views: 1718

Amen to the sleeplessness. I have a 6:00 am flight this morning down to Texas. That means getting to the airport at 5:00, which means leaving the house at 4:00, which would mean waking up at 3:00 is I want to bathe and dress so as to be reasonably presentable when I get there. So, I've done what any...
by God of Chunder
Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:10 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Cool Liqour store
Replies: 29
Views: 1822

Cynar: Artichoke-based. And vile, unless you're too far gone to care.
by God of Chunder
Wed Oct 01, 2003 7:44 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: STRANGE
Replies: 30
Views: 2351

I'll wear chaps with nothing on underneath. Wait, I did that last night, didn't I?
by God of Chunder
Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:49 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: STRANGE
Replies: 30
Views: 2351

Unfortunately, it has been seared into my brain for all days. I'm fearful that this might be the last image that flashes by on my death bed. Good people get their grandparents or grandchildern smiling at them, maybe their first puppy on Christmas morning...I'll get The Texas Tunnel.
by God of Chunder
Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:44 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: STRANGE
Replies: 30
Views: 2351

This is really scary but I remember The Texas Tunnel. That was around the same time as Long Jean Silver (one-legged crack whore-looking gal), Long Dong Silver (ahem) and The Texas Longhorn (double ahem). Ah, the innocence of early 1970's porn.
by God of Chunder
Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:51 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: sweaty feet
Replies: 27
Views: 2743

Happy to share. Next up: my horrifying encounter with an overflowing toilet on a swaying train through Poland as I tried to throw up the quart of vodka and pound of pickles that I consumed while waiting at the platform. Why in the Hell did I wear khakis????