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by Spicy McSangre Jig
Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:41 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Umm, Bye (soon)
Replies: 15
Views: 718

I may see my pansy ass navy self over there before my time is done at the end of 2008, and not on submarine this time.

If I do, I'll look you up, and we'l drink all the booze we can find in tha Allah forsaken land.

Salud, brother.
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:33 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Cheffie's sister Melissa
Replies: 18
Views: 1087

I haven't really posted a hwole bunch, but ya know, the whole Cheffie under surveillance thing... my brother is in an even worse boat, and he might not be able to drink at my wedding.... Welcdome to the board. Live up to the legend of your sister and more. Do your family name justice, because drinki...
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:24 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: old fashioned
Replies: 9
Views: 1487

I make a more modern version.

I take a slice of orange and muddle it with the the sugar and bitters. I muddle the shit out of it.

Then I add bourbon until I can't feel feelings anymore, and if you don't know how to measure that when mixing drinks, then you should stop mixinbg em.
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:58 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: join team casino TODAY!
Replies: 196
Views: 7738

I hardly ever post here anymore, mainly due to the lack of things to say about the typically inane drivel the majority of posts entail. I understand that you are drunk and having fun and can hardly type, but leave me out of your conversation about such. I'll be sitting on the corner stool waiting fo...
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Official Holiday Booze Exchange 'thank you' thread
Replies: 155
Views: 6601

ZOMBY WOOF YOU MAGNIFICENT FUCKING BASTARD! It was like the never ending box of fun. The first bottle was small. The amount of packaging around it made it almost seem a bottle of Bulleit, but it turned out to be Tito's Homemade Vodka. Then a jar of jalapeno stuffed olives. Then a jar of black bean s...
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Is your hog on Meth?
Replies: 9
Views: 432

When I read this, all I could think was Methfront and a hog and... shudder...
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Which Whiskey?
Replies: 51
Views: 2020

I voted for the Black Cock. It really has a great flavor.

Nothing is better than Black Cock, especially for the price!
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:53 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: No more tippling on NYC trains
Replies: 5
Views: 558

When I go down to the city, I always take a bottle of Jim and coke with me to take the edge off of being surrounded by irritating douche bags with their screaming kids on their way down to bask in the over-priced glow of FAO Schwartz. Not to mention the noisy douchebags who turn their cellphones all...
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What TV character would another board member be?
Replies: 144
Views: 5222

Mayehm always reminds me of jackass.
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Shake, Shake, Shake
Replies: 6
Views: 562

Yeah, I got one, too.

I took it as a sign from the Booze Gods.

They called down their decree upon me, and I have been drinking Manhattans ever since.

Now I'm running low on the Mark.
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:30 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: im a powerful man.
Replies: 13
Views: 453

Re: im a powerful man.

i stopped by the liquor store on the way home, and i pick up my normal 12pk of high life, and i mentioned that i was moving in a couple weeks, no lie, the owner opened his ordering book, turned to the miller page, erased a number, and wrote a new one down. i felt really good about that. When I was ...
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:12 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: DEXTERS!
Replies: 6
Views: 270

If we're gonna use vodka as a mixer, I guess I could use it to water down my scotch. I need to slow down anyway.
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: thanx judge
Replies: 14
Views: 442

Gin McGuinness wrote:
ruiner wrote:
Gin McGuinness wrote:I have Skype but seem to get men looking for a good time call therefore I'm never logged on.
why not? it will be nice! i will like it!
you might need a wizard hat for those calls! :shock:
What exactly is wrong with my fucking wizards hat?!
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: So?
Replies: 15
Views: 458

I'm playing hookey again today. Mr McG is ill and I'm taking advantage of my marvelous acting skills that got me sent home from work yesterday. He doesn't really need a nursemaid but laying around the house with him has gotten us through the first & second season of the Sopranos! If only I could pl...
by Spicy McSangre Jig
Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:00 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: That Intervention show...
Replies: 34
Views: 1135

Wait.. if I type certain things, it replaces them with other things?

I've been gone a while but...

What show is this?

What happens when I type undrunk now?