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by Red
Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:53 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
Replies: 10
Views: 370

Re: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!

Red, meet Mr. Vodka Martini. Mr. Vodka Martini, meet Red. You two get acquainted.

15mL of olive juice and it's a Dirty Vodka Martini.

Life is good. Carb intake is low. Losing weight. Getting wasted.
by Red
Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
Replies: 10
Views: 370

Re: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!

Make that three ounces of vodka to one part dry vermouth...
by Red
Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
Replies: 10
Views: 370

Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!

Oh sh*t. I didn't need to know this. 3.8 grams of carbs per 5 oz glass of red wine. I like red wine the way Brent Kavanaugh likes beer. So this is not welcome news on my keto diet, where you keep carb intake to a minimum. I usually enjoy a couple of bottles of cheap cab each evening. So that's like ...
by Red
Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:47 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Your favorite hangover breakfast?
Replies: 160
Views: 21721

Re: Your favorite hangover breakfast?

A little butter on the toast. Bonus points for cooking the eggs in bacon grease.
by Red
Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:42 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: La Petite Vie
Replies: 20
Views: 1386

Re: La Petite Vie

My New Year's resolution was to drink more in 2018. So far, so good. Fortunately I can general return to baseline by the time I'm ready to start drinking again. I'm wondering why more wine isn't sold in larger containers, however.

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by Red
Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1259
Views: 119486

Re: Ask Savage

It's all random. Apparently humans developed large brains to act as radiators.

That led to the invention of hats, sunglasses and air conditioning. All good things.
by Red
Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:53 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Your favorite hangover breakfast?
Replies: 160
Views: 21721

Re: Your favorite hangover breakfast?

Soft eggs, bacon, toast, eaten s-l-o-w-l-y. The toast should not crunch less the sound makes your head throb.
by Red
Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:59 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How I plan to stop drinking
Replies: 14
Views: 416

How I plan to stop drinking

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by Red
Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:56 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Hole
Replies: 385
Views: 12883

Re: The Hole

>Shirley Temple Rape Kit

Snort.
by Red
Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:53 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Opening that fourth bottle
Replies: 6
Views: 294

Opening that fourth bottle

Opening that fourth bottle is just not a good idea, you know?
by Red
Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: So apparently all I had to do was clear the cache
Replies: 5
Views: 206

Re: So apparently all I had to do was clear the cache

If turning it off and then turning it back on again doesn't fix it, clear the cache.
by Red
Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ye auld wisdom tooth
Replies: 15
Views: 395

Re: Ye auld wisdom tooth

While I do not care for pills, and urge everyone to avoid what the Brits call "death by misadventure", when I had all four wisdom teeth removed in my mid-20s (a hammer and chisel were involved; the word "impacted" was heard prior to going under), by the third day I was prepared to resume my then-whi...
by Red
Fri Dec 23, 2016 6:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How's everybody's blackout shopping goin'?
Replies: 41
Views: 1203

Re: How's everybody's blackout shopping goin'?

My offspring (of legal drinking age by now) is out doing his Christmas shopping. On the 23rd of December. I cautioned him. He was insistent. He had a bottle of Maker's taking up space in the pantry, so I finished that off (and replaced the bottle). Profound hangover. Out of practice with brown liquo...
by Red
Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:43 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Drinking Event? The holidays.
Replies: 1
Views: 614

Drinking Event? The holidays.

Put on some schmaltzy Christmas music (do a web search for "Lit Up Like a Christmas Tree") and have at it. Ho ho hum. No other holiday calls for alcohol quite like the Christmas season.
by Red
Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7898
Views: 337835

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Water out of a gallon jug near my bed so I won't be totally wiped out in the morning. Enjoy nightmare, wake, drink water, pee, back to bed for the next nightmare. OK, "Interesting Dream" sounds better.