Red, meet Mr. Vodka Martini. Mr. Vodka Martini, meet Red. You two get acquainted.
15mL of olive juice and it's a Dirty Vodka Martini.
Life is good. Carb intake is low. Losing weight. Getting wasted.
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- Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:53 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2589
- Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:18 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2589
Re: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
Make that three ounces of vodka to one part dry vermouth...
- Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:11 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2589
Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
Oh sh*t. I didn't need to know this. 3.8 grams of carbs per 5 oz glass of red wine. I like red wine the way Brent Kavanaugh likes beer. So this is not welcome news on my keto diet, where you keep carb intake to a minimum. I usually enjoy a couple of bottles of cheap cab each evening. So that's like ...
- Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:47 pm
- Forum: Soused Cooking
- Topic: Favorite drunkover dining
- Replies: 199
- Views: 128665
Re: Your favorite hangover breakfast?
A little butter on the toast. Bonus points for cooking the eggs in bacon grease.
- Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:42 pm
- Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
- Topic: La Petite Vie
- Replies: 20
- Views: 6726
Re: La Petite Vie
My New Year's resolution was to drink more in 2018. So far, so good. Fortunately I can general return to baseline by the time I'm ready to start drinking again. I'm wondering why more wine isn't sold in larger containers, however.
- Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:56 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Ask Savage
- Replies: 1316
- Views: 244214
Re: Ask Savage
It's all random. Apparently humans developed large brains to act as radiators.
That led to the invention of hats, sunglasses and air conditioning. All good things.
That led to the invention of hats, sunglasses and air conditioning. All good things.
- Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:53 pm
- Forum: Soused Cooking
- Topic: Favorite drunkover dining
- Replies: 199
- Views: 128665
Re: Your favorite hangover breakfast?
Soft eggs, bacon, toast, eaten s-l-o-w-l-y. The toast should not crunch less the sound makes your head throb.
- Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:59 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: How I plan to stop drinking
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2235
Re: The Hole
>Shirley Temple Rape Kit
Snort.
Snort.
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:53 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Opening that fourth bottle
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1323
Opening that fourth bottle
Opening that fourth bottle is just not a good idea, you know?
- Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:39 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: So apparently all I had to do was clear the cache
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1070
Re: So apparently all I had to do was clear the cache
If turning it off and then turning it back on again doesn't fix it, clear the cache.
- Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:37 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Ye auld wisdom tooth
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2737
Re: Ye auld wisdom tooth
While I do not care for pills, and urge everyone to avoid what the Brits call "death by misadventure", when I had all four wisdom teeth removed in my mid-20s (a hammer and chisel were involved; the word "impacted" was heard prior to going under), by the third day I was prepared to resume my then-whi...
- Fri Dec 23, 2016 6:22 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: How's everybody's blackout shopping goin'?
- Replies: 41
- Views: 5485
Re: How's everybody's blackout shopping goin'?
My offspring (of legal drinking age by now) is out doing his Christmas shopping. On the 23rd of December. I cautioned him. He was insistent. He had a bottle of Maker's taking up space in the pantry, so I finished that off (and replaced the bottle). Profound hangover. Out of practice with brown liquo...
- Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:43 pm
- Forum: Drinking Events
- Topic: Drinking Event? The holidays.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 11438
Drinking Event? The holidays.
Put on some schmaltzy Christmas music (do a web search for "Lit Up Like a Christmas Tree") and have at it. Ho ho hum. No other holiday calls for alcohol quite like the Christmas season.
- Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:32 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
- Replies: 12389
- Views: 1403838
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Water out of a gallon jug near my bed so I won't be totally wiped out in the morning. Enjoy nightmare, wake, drink water, pee, back to bed for the next nightmare. OK, "Interesting Dream" sounds better.