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by Judge
Sun Jun 14, 2020 11:03 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1350
Views: 74896

Re: Sunday

If I hear a banjo I'll break out the fiddle and the bow !
by Judge
Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:47 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1350
Views: 74896

Re: Sunday

Ruiner has entered a rib-cookoff here in Mississippi in the most back woods piece of crap what calls itself a bar you can think of. I'm going to have to go investigate this today.
by Judge
Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:27 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It's Friday, drunks.
Replies: 320
Views: 9176

Re: It's Friday, drunks.

Johnny Tequila... now there's a Drunkard I regret not having had a drink with. I've got a shot of añejo raised in his honor. Nice to see you, Big C. Hope life has been treating you well. Are you still a collector of fine bourbon? Or did the Zima addiction get the best of you? Cheers, sir. Thanks, i...
by Judge
Fri Apr 17, 2020 7:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: a toast to
Replies: 53
Views: 2392

Re: A toast to

And to my mom.
To Lori's dad.
To my aunt.
To Lori's mom.
To Gordon from the Nutty.
To Bob St. Clair hall of famer and good friend.
To Chris from the Nutty.
To Jan a great camper.
To all those who left us when I left California. A toast to you all.
by Judge
Fri Apr 17, 2020 2:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Wagon Train
Replies: 10
Views: 667

Wagon Train

Watching a lot of Me TV. Today on Wagon Train the traveling town's folk were castigating a chinese lady. One of the women being hateful looked familiar. Then I realized she was one of the Theogins from "The Menagerie". Roddenberry said Star Trek was to be Wagon Train to the stars. Guess he needed th...
by Judge
Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: There was a disturbance in the force...
Replies: 7
Views: 536

There was a disturbance in the force...

suddenly my eye of Sauron swung to this: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=72347&hilit=ript

Tell me this fucktwat isn't still lurking here. I thought sure he'd have accidentally shot himself and been eaten by Diesel by now.
by Judge
Sat Aug 19, 2017 2:33 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: greetz
Replies: 16
Views: 2141

Re: greetz

The door to the Blackneto Cave has been opened. Time to upgrade that plasma TV pal.
by Judge
Sat Aug 19, 2017 2:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: BMMS Will Be Back
Replies: 19
Views: 1485

Re: BMMS Will Be Back

As memories go, I was silly enough to buy a six pack. I don't know why I thought it'd be like Mike's Hard Lemonade or that Smirnoff thing. But when I opened it and tasted it I had to spit it out. How did that ever become a thing? I got 3 bottles I can't give away even to the 14 year olds in the neig...
by Judge
Sat Aug 19, 2017 2:26 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I can't remember my name day!
Replies: 1
Views: 290

I can't remember my name day!

I have slivovitz but I can't remember my name day. But I didn't find my keys in the freezer this time.
by Judge
Sat Aug 19, 2017 2:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1281
Views: 140450

Re: Ask Savage

Dear Lady Savage,

At what age does one finally quit getting fucked over by the man? Asking for a "friend" of course. This boulder keeps sliding down the hill and it seems to be getting heavier to push it back up.
by Judge
Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What goes with movies...
Replies: 6
Views: 520

Re: What goes with movies...

SternoBoy wrote:Hmm, I'd have to wave off the BJ until after the movie because it would interfere with my suspension of disbelief.
HAH! 2 Clinton references in two posts.
by Judge
Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:23 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: To Carrie Fischer
Replies: 13
Views: 3813

To Carrie Fischer

I didn't drink with the princess but I bet we were hammered at the same time. Sorry to see you go sweets.
by Judge
Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:31 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Mele Kalikimaka
Replies: 17
Views: 912

Re: Mele Kalikimaka

Lush City wrote:
oettinger wrote:Also during this time, his first trys to make wine into urin and stumbling on vomit were met with mixed results
You are the AntiChrist! The testament of the Son of God doesn't logically fit into your description.
And that's why the gospel of St. Thomas wasn't included in the print version.
by Judge
Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:27 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What goes with movies...
Replies: 6
Views: 520

Re: What goes with movies...

SternoBoy wrote:Watching Suicide Squad and you know what enhances one's viewing pleasure?

An Arturo Fuentes and a pitcher of Grey Goose martinis.

Well, it works for me...

How bouts you? What works for your movie viewing libations?
All the above while getting a BJ. Makes you feel presidential.
by Judge
Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:25 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Trouble finding a Tomuntil 16.
Replies: 8
Views: 889

Re: Trouble finding a Tomuntil 16.

Frankennietzsche wrote:Dewar's and Tiger Red. and a nilla moonpie
That southern for "pour me a scotch and a sugarback".