I've always loved this one; " I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!", it's so easy to change for any situation.

Atavist wrote:How can it be a London Dry Gin, when its distilled in KY??

"london" is a way of distilling, it doesn't mean it's from there, it's something to do with redistilling after adding flavourings as far as I can remember.