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by Resident Asshole
Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Working for the Evil Empire
Replies: 19
Views: 4298

Re: Working for the Evil Empire

Sadly, I drank TJD last night because it was on special during my dart league. Kick me out now.
by Resident Asshole
Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: UK vodka drinkers
Replies: 15
Views: 4622

Re: UK vodka drinkers

Peetie and Patchez god to say you, plez se my signuter for more detalzz on botz.
by Resident Asshole
Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:45 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: 2018 Vegas Trip
Replies: 403
Views: 207829

Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

I hope that no news is good news. I had been kicked off the board for a minute, I raise one to all and will be there next time fuckers!
by Resident Asshole
Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:38 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium, MD
Replies: 160
Views: 206126

Re: Beer, Bourbon and BBQ Fest 2018. Come if you can.

We all know who did it better.
by Resident Asshole
Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What will you do when you're dead?
Replies: 72
Views: 14949

Re: What will you do when you're dead?

Well I've donated my organs to science, so for my soul and thereafter, I want to see MC Chris down there as an insane spider and check his story on getting butt-bumped by the Sealab guy. If free drinks are involved, that's all I ask.
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Trivia Night at The Pub
Replies: 1226
Views: 110553

Re: Trivia Night at The Pub

Thanks, I plan on being around more often now that we are settled into our new home and the mancave is complete with full liquor bar, beer fridge, pool table, dart board, foosball table, flat screen and wi-fi. I don't leave when I can help it. Next time I get out that way we will swing by your plac...
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
Replies: 328
Views: 62970

Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze

He once ran out of cola and decided to drink his whiskey straight. The Jets made the playoffs that year.
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:05 pm
Forum: My Favorite Bar
Topic: The Dive Bar Debate
Replies: 142
Views: 136337

Re: The Dive Bar Debate

A good test of a dive bar is whether or not there are people over 50 getting drunk there during the day. Also, Guy Fieri came to a friend's restaurant in town and his place was already busy as hell, I haven't been back since but I wish the best for him. He's an old school PBR drinker and he said Guy...
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:58 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: The Endless Tragedy of the Weekday Drop
Replies: 39
Views: 14951

Re: The Endless Tragedy of the Weekday Drop

This actually relates to me tonight as work had the audacity to schedule a meeting in the morning at 8am. Therefore, I will drink from the time I got home until 10 or so, eat a late dinner and be none the worse for wear in the morn. The key in my mind is knowing how to moderate it when you have resp...
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:49 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Olympic Hockey
Replies: 81
Views: 32676

Re: Olympic Hockey?

Diehard hockey fan, watching the Wings right now actually. Yeah apparently NHL players aren't covered by insurance currently for non-NHL games so no pro players. Miracle on Ice probably still the best sports story IMO. Not a bad movie either.
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:47 pm
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Drunk History on Comedy Central
Replies: 45
Views: 22771

Re: Drunk History show

Great show for sure. Watched it a few times while drunk as well.
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Buy a drunk a drink
Replies: 17
Views: 4789

Re: Buy a drunk a drink

Bubblez wrote:
Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:36 pm

we end the night with dueling Banjos and pick one lucky audience member gets to squeal like a pig
Sounds like Surreal's band.
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:43 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: The finest drunkard I miss from 2017
Replies: 3
Views: 7291

Re: The finest drunkard I miss from 2017

Don Rickles is right up there for me too.
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:41 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Aiming high, missing low
Replies: 4
Views: 1122

Re: Aiming high, missing low

Assonance made an ass of me.
by Resident Asshole
Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:40 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It might be time to set up a distillery
Replies: 25
Views: 5725

Re: It might be time to set up a distillery

Around here most places that distill started as a brewery since there is an immediate return on beer, then expanded into liquor. I know a guy who does both, will have to ask him the pitfalls (which I hear are mostly related to red tape from the guv'mt).